Thursday 24 June 2010

shock result: extensive fifa research in south africa proves conclusively that englishmen possess a superior 'soccer gene' which nigerian men do not


'nuff said really...

9 comments:

ghana no go home said...

we got it too!

germain defoe (anthropologist, specializing in the excavation and revival of rugger-games of british origin) said...

interesting data there, spark up. naturally, i put my own footballing prowess down to my arawak heritage - one of my long-lost (male) ancestors having been a member of the carib tribes which migrated to beckton from the orinoco-river-area of south america circa 1200 ad, but were subsequently massacred by hostile british and french tribes in an unruly bloodbath. i lay the blame for this atrocity wholly upon the norman (norse) tribes, and in no way wish to defile the otherwise rancid reputations of the angles, the saxons, or the celts.

jocelyn g greer said...

oh, it's a male gene is it? my heritage is 100 per cent pure feminist, but believe me, me and my progenitors can all kick balls.

dr shipman said...

18:57

had the great british health-care system existed in those days, the casualty-figures might possibly have been mitigated...there again, they could equally well have been aggravated, since the nhs is a crock of shit, funded from the unprincipled proceeds of slavery and american-indian gold.

georgie knows best said...

18:57

hey, football was originally an irish game, sonny.

diego marrowdonger said...

yeah, but the british imposed the rules you bunch of hand-balling buggers.

lal lederhosen: the most liberal landlord in london - his dad beat him mercilessly for daring to support england in 1966, an epiphanic event which catalyzed mrs lederhosen (née smith, a strapping lancashire lass) to beat her culturally-unconscionable husband with a well-hung black-pudding until he fled the british isles said...

mmm...yes, with the inclusion of rooney and defoe i think capello's got the england team-mix about perfect - all we need now is a couple of anti-aryan alsatians in the attack and we'll lick those big-headed bmw-building bratwurst-gobbling barbarian kraut bastards right back to their bundes-bore blond-enclaved brass-band-belching bavarian bier-halls.

pope bendyweißwurst xvi said...

11:02

watch it my lad - jesus christ, i've got enough cup-related counselling on my bloody plate as it is. if the bundes-boys go down, the germano-spico axis will be history and me und berluscroni are gonna be spending the duration breaking fucking rocks in silesia. and get this, the bitch of it is...we've got the goods on this church-going chumpanello capello, the pious prick, but tragically, we sold them too him (@ $50 a nipple) - what a cunt.

attorney the anti-christ said...

12:19

me und berluscroni are gonna be spending the duration breaking fucking rocks in silesia.

can't help you with the parish-counselling, your holiness - but if you turn atheist, we might get the sentence of eternal rock-cracking commuted to life.