Wednesday 13 May 2015

hey chaps...was it cricket...or chequers?



the winner of our general-election sweepstake is mr votes and values cast down the disused mineshaft, who, at precisely 8.04pm on 28th october 2014, correctly predicted that nigel façade's uslip party would terminally damage the prospects of a labour victory at the may 7th polls, leaving the conservatives largely unscathed in comparison...

...and lo it came to pass that the crafty conservatives were seamlessly shoed-in by devious default...

...so congratulations to our hot-shot forecaster of fascism, who duly wins the chance-of-a-lifetime opportunity to watch his tender aspirations for freedom legally phased-out, law-by-liberty-leaching-law, in a fundamentally dysfunctional democracy, where repression rules ok.

howzat?