tonight, spark up! is offering the write to rant to renowned, revered and racially retarded thespian, dame janita jaykloff:
right, it seems i've been maliciously misquoted and i'd like to clear-up this bloody awful mess without any further ado - so here is my final statement on the matter:
- i am not, i repeat not, attempting to whitewash black history
- wanky white bourgeois liberal theatre which totally fails to register fuck-all interest in the wider afro-caribbean community is not, apparently, a part of black culture
- never-fuckin-ending white guilt is not a part of black culture
- white racism is not a part of black culture (i don't think)
- racism is a white invention - so there
is everybody happy now? good, i'm orff to drown my sorrows in a bucket of pink champagne with bob belldoff at a hideously white notting-hill wine-bar. now, piss-orff the lorrt of you.
thank you for your intellectually considered contribution, dame janita.