Thursday 16 September 2010

diane abbott sticks to principles and looks after her own


the latest bout of positive discrimination to afflict the member of parliament for hackney north and stoke newington is, by definition, terminally racist...

in fact, it is the most racist strain of racism to be diagnosed on mainland britain since the spread of the 1976 race relations act - a superbug which is believed to have evolved as a result of the institutional over-prescription of 'n' words during the 1950s and 1960s.

however, at heart, labour leadership contender, diane abbott mp, is herself certainly not racist at all - she is simply a shrewd and seasoned, political operator (who knows precisely on which side her bun is creamed).

5 comments:

quids-in crow said...

that's my girl! we're like birds of a feather me 'n di.

diane choc-a-bloc said...

oh come now spark up - call me a racist by all means, but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez don't ever insult me by using the 'p' word.

meet me in stoke newington said...

a shrewd and seasoned political operator

are you really that desperate for a shag, spark up?

max splifford said...

i don't know what politically inept prankser put diane up to this latest publicity stunt - but i have to say, i'd be proud of it myself. all we need to do now is get her completely rat-arsed, sweet-talk her into posing for a "miss quality street" page-three shoot, and it'll be whoppers in a wrapper!

spark up said...

16 September 2010 12:58

sorry diane, i'll defer from labelling you a racist on the grounds that this would be cheap, as i do not know you - i also wish to avoid falling into the trap of letting the decoy race-issue distract me from criticizing your sneaky stinking subtextual socialist defence of this country's piss-poor parasitic public services - i did, however, omit to mention that you are cynical, self-serving and snobby - it must have been the weed i was smoking.