stat-shattering!shock spark up! surge from down-under exposed for inspection!what a stunner!

amazingly! spark up! scored record bloghits this week! an absolutely cataclysmic clock-up! and it's only wednesday! despite the cruel injustice of a virtually opaque blog-blockade (administered by faceless authorities) spark up! with a phenomenal 9000% increase in individual page-visits (as compared against all previous weeks put together!) beat the odds and emerged proud! and with head held high! suck on that guido!!!