Showing posts with label all beats me because in the real world black people are (like white people) naturally conservative-minded and love to reason. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all beats me because in the real world black people are (like white people) naturally conservative-minded and love to reason. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 October 2010

this is not a broadcast on behalf of the conservative party


black people support socialism because:

  • the labour government attempted to colonize the middle-east and black people would just love to regenerate the british empire

  • black people just love paying high taxes to white governments and then having to suck-up to the white establishment to get their money back

  • black people just love paying for shitty public services and becoming captive-customers to the rude racist public servants who mismanage government departments yet cannot be sacked

  • black people just love to surrender responsibility for their lives to white governments who are always more than happy to micro-manage the affairs of black people so that black people do not have to think for themselves and can blame white people when everything goes tits-up

  • black people just love being guaranteed equality with white people and not having to be bothered by the annoying freedom to out-perform white people

  • the labour party is full of racist white people who pretend they love black people but really hate them - a situation with which black people are innately comfortable because they really hate white people but pretend to love them

  • black people prefer to choose money over self-esteem

  • black people just love to vote-in soiled goods like david lammy and oona king (who have backed a bloody colonialist outrage in the middle-east) and second-hand sofas like diane abbott

  • it costs them nothing - but has set-back black politics more than a century, anaesthetizing black intellectual thought more surely than all the cannabis ever grown

  • white racism has caused insecurity amongst black people who, as a defence-response, have internalized the white herd-mentality and religiously rallied around a philosophy which obviates the need for individual thinking and viewpoints - hence black people's obsession with social-control and other strategies of white suppression

  • socialism is the biggest con since christianity - and its natural heir

  • as small children, black people were praised by white people for ramming round things into square holes

the spark up! pocket dictionary of discrimination

  • racism: a hatred of humanity which manifests itself in a predisposition to practise the social-classification of individuals according to skin-colour rather than, for example, in terms of integrity, ability, experience, or achievement

  • white people: individuals who hate black people

  • black people: individuals who hate white people

disclaimer:

  • spark up! does not support any political party which advocates the imposition of compulsory taxation