Friday 28 May 2010

can obama help bp staunch the oil spill?


not unless they stuff the cunt down the pipe and use him as a fucking plug

6 comments:

barack "tank it" obama - the gas station attendant who came all over the forecourt. oh what a nasty mess! premature nozzle trigger problem said...

funny really, the united states are fighting a bloody war for this stuff in the middle east and yet meanwhile, there it is, spunking out of control in their back yard.

write van man said...

we could usefully siphon off some of this seemingly unwanted american oil to fuel a giant fleet of white vans for 'operation discharge': an emergency evacuation of all our beleaguered british troops in afghanistan - but for fuck's sake don't let the drivers anywhere near the opium fields, as a blinding short-cut back through iran could provoke the road-rage incident to end all road-rage incidents.

cap'n of the high seas said...

02:23

of course, what many people do not recognize, is the heroic part played by jamaican seafarers in the dunkirk evacuation. members of my grandad's platoon were saved by a small caribbean craft named the st simellia - the crew hauled the stranded soldiers aboard to safety, but was unavoidably compelled to delay setting sail for a fair few hours whilst the 'empiric comrades combined forces to smoke-off the precious cargo of traditional creole herbs in a valiant bid to optimize space for the maximum possible number of british infantrymen (who had, it must be said, been cruelly thwarted in their attempt to immigrate illegally into europe).

mass grave on the river kwai said...

02:45

i suppose you think that's funny, you sarky toe-rag. i'll have you know that, during world war two, hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of commonwealth citizens, in both africa and the caribbean, were either summarily pressed, at gunpoint, into the british army as conscripted men, or were abducted into forced-labour gangs, where they worked as slaves on massive infra-structure projects for the allies - in many cases, the families of these guys never ever heard from them again. of course, there were some cunts who actually volunteered.

ronald mcnair said...

yes, mr spark up, the president really ain't got the white stuff to deal with the black stuff.

president b h obombaklaart said...

20:56

yes, thank you ron...that sure means something...coming...as it does...from a man warmly remembered in the hearts of all people of african descent...as the first african-american...to prove...he was just as mother-fucking bonkers as a white man...by boldly going...where only a small handful of certified caucasian crackerheads had gone before...namely...to sit on top of an ignited improvised explosive dildo. yes (and i don't believe ron will mind me saying this)...a man whose only mistake...when nasa offered him the opportunity to go for the ride-of-a-lifetime...was in being too polite to say: "fuck off you mad white cunts". and i say it now...and i will say it again...but it was...you see...that traditionally strict black upbringing...which...albeit somewhat paradoxically...set our man up in history...as one of the great pioneers...of all-american affirmative action. a man, indeed...with whom, i must confess...i somehow feel...a genuine...yet curiously...deep...empathy. god bless america (and all who go down on her).