Saturday 15 August 2009

celebrity nothing but the truth


i wonder whether obama-worshipping celebrities like jocelyn jee esien and chris rock were duped into supporting the current united states administration, and its war-crimes in the middle east, or whether they were always just ingrained islamophobic crusaders simply gagging to re-inforce the white man's prejudices, who found this presidency an irresistably golden opportunity to vent their repressed church-blessed hatred.

my money's on the latter option, but when, in time, barack obama's popularity fails and the gloss dross turns to disowning him, i suspect that cynical intellectuals such as jocelyn jee esien and chris rock will be claiming the former.

10 comments:

jerry advokat said...

i'm sure that jocelyn jee esien is fully committed to the obamaesque cause of racial and religious harmony and has sent him a big fat cheque to help out with a few cluster-bombs and rendition flights - little miss jocelyn's mugshot to be emblazoned on all bomb-bay doors and shells, of course.

jocelyn jee eisenhower said...

15:15

that's right, i like to ensure that my aid-packages reach those who most need them.

spark up said...

15:15, 15:25

in the name of strict impartiality, i would like to express my sincere doubts as to whether the tight cow sent obama any cash at all - it's in fact far more likely she's wangled herself a place on the national cruelty advisorship and is on a juicy retainer from the white house.

marshall mishell said...

15:15

there's actually a very good case for dropping jocelyn jee esien on afghanistan, you know

president b obombaclart said...

20:24

well in principle, yes honey...but tragically the american people are still struggling to come to terms with guilt of hiroshima...and anyway, what about afghan human rights?

a fake but a good fuck said...

who's jocelyn jee esien?

adolf the odd-nosed intern said...

21:19

if i paint her big fat ugly face around the bomb-bay, lips on the flaps, i think you'll probably get the general picture - verdammt! i reckon that dropping "little miss" jocelyn could give birth to einen brand spanking neuen reich of belief an gott! heil obama!

hairilly clintwood said...

12:23

we could some raise revenue by employing her to put parking-tickets on goats n donkeys n tanks n mines n fingz

hairilly clinton yeastwood said...

12:27

aw hell, i knew i should never have gotten mixed up with them political types and their culture

hairilly clinton yeastwood said...

now let's go lassoo some yella lines round that there tallyband, miss...

but first i gotta do a wee somewhere on this big cold bare mountain...oooooh