Friday, 2 June 2017

may seeks mandate to masturbate



there now follows a panty purrclitickle bored-cast by the corn-artist party...

...so without further ado, let me hand straight over to prime-masturbator teresa twatitch:

"well, as you all probably noticed...except for signing one silly sodding letter...i've spent the last year basically just playing with myself...

and i have now decided to call this snatch-election in order to obtain the british people's express permission to carry on playing with myself for another five full fun-filled fanny-wangling years, all on the public purse...

yes, of course, i could have held a vote in parliament...on triggering euro-treacle 50...almost a year ago, immediately after i'd ascended sex-goddess-like to the high-throne of wets-minge-door - which is obviously rightfully mine, by divine political sleight of hand...

but hey, i thought...i didn't vote to leave the eu...my neo-conservative paymasters in washington, brussels and beijing don't ever want me to leave the eu...i'm on a huge bloody bonus from big-global-business if i drag this whole friggin' eu-exit farce out as long as politically possible, delaying it until such a distant future point-in-time that people eventually forget why they even wanted to leave the eu in the first-fucking-place...and let's see...erm...errr...due to the intractable irish-border-question and promises i've already made to very important conservative-party-donors from british industry, i've basically not got a bat-shit in hell's chance of ever delivering any meaningful form of withdrawal from the single-market, from the customs union...or from the european convention on human rights...to which my government is committedby the conservative party manifesto, to remaining a signatory until at least 2022...and err...you know, to be honest, i'm really not in an awfully great personal hurry to leave europe anyway...mmm...so at the end of the day, i suppose i've not actually got any intention at all of ever taking the yoo-kay out of the eu...and also errm...i have to admit that my husband's firm, the mega-minted investment management bank, capital international, doesn't want us to leave the eu either...it just wants me to negotiate a super-sneaky legal loophole in the european regulations, which would enable large city institutions, such as itself, to avoid paying the eu financial transactions tax...

so yes...i thought...fine...i might as well fight a wholly unwinnable and torturous legal battle through every crummy little court in the land, at enormous expense to the tax-payer...until, as per usual, i'm forced to fly the white flag, go into a screeching trademark-may-u-turn, and then finally agree to a vote on triggering exit-trickle 50, after bloody all...

oh let's see...what else haven't i done...?

i haven't raised the national insurance contributions for the self-employed, because, despite making an announcement that i was going to raise them...i then inconveniently discovered that, back in 2015, i'd been elected to my seat in parliament on a specific pledge not to raise national insurance contributions for the self-employed...whoops...

i haven't, as either home secretary or prime minister, reduced immigration to the target-levels which i originally set in 2010...probably because i have constantly aggravated the very root-causes of mass-migration, by obstinately continuing either to directly prosecute or fuel - through covert support of islamist al qaeda rebels - deeply immoral and unchristian neo-conservative oil-wars in the middle-east, africa and asia...and also by continuing to promote the relentless impoverishing destruction of african, arab and asian cultures and sovereign states.

err...i haven't kept my promise not to hold a totally pointless, fruitless and further-time-wasting general election, a limpingly lame result in which will hopefully weaken my hand in eu-exit negotiations, and ultimately ensure that britain never escapes from the eu-pow-camp anytime in the next one thousand years...

and i haven't even done the u-turn i promised to do on care-for-the-elderly...because clearly i haven't changed a thing, and still fully intend to stitch the stupid old euro-phobic anti-immigrant duffers up, anyhow...

but naturally to my credit...i have done a deal with heathrow airport to tarmac over several garden-suburbs of west london and generally blight, with terribly noisy and polluting flight-paths, the lives of hundreds-of-thousands of potential conservative-supporters in the wider london area, for pissing perpetuity...

and i have struck a deal with china and france which will see britain royally ripped-off, to the rasping tune of many many billions of ever-weaker pounds, in unfair exchange for the construction of an unstable, untested, unreliable and effectively obsolete nuclear reactor, which, when she inevitably blows, will make the 1966 aberfan-disaster look like a fucking primary-school picnic-in-the-park...
well only in terms of the relative political fallout, of course...not in individual human terms...but frankly, what do i care about personal human costs in england or wales, when the god's-honest-truth is that i'll soon be shipping out to the bahamas, with hubby, after being unexpectedly forced to take convenient early retirement on the grounds of spuriously feigned ill health...?
my personal domiciliary care's been covered a hundred times over, incidentally...by phil's multi-million-quid company health insurance scheme...
anyhow, i mention the aberfan landslide, albeit rather callously and cruelly, lest we forget those far too innocent victims of historic homicidal state-negligence, already needlessly sacrificed in that so comprehensively crushed welsh-mining-village, upon the corrupt all-consuming altar of cheap and expediently generated national energy...
however, tragically...i have no absolutely no intention of studying the british government's long-and-winding back-catalogue of criminal acts and sins of omission, and therefore will not learn anything from it...
for as stated, i've already signed the contract for chernobyl point c, as i like to call mon pet-projet, which, when she inevitably blows, will cast over our countries and counties a deadly radio-active shadow reaching far beyond the village of aberfan in wales, where in 1966 the free fallout from fatal government forces struck the local primary school with disastrous industrial precision, unapologetically massacring 116 children and 28 adults in a standard revenge attack against a dangerous cell of state-disposable plebs, who had dared become far too unquestioning of absolute civil authority...
obviously tsunamis seldom ever surge into somerset, do they...?
oh, yes...and i have also made a deal which will allow the americans to scam hard-working british tax-payers out of billions and billions and billions of ever-weakening pounds in return for a dodgy and dangerously fickle nuclear non-deterrent, armed with war-heads over which we in britain will have no meaningful control...this being primarily because the neo-con cowboys in the pentagon are going to keep the firework ignition keys safe for us...and furthermore because the russians have already hacked into the computer-guidance-software which directs the missile-system, so really speaking, we're all well-and-truly you-know-whatted...
and finally, please note that, ignoring more economical alternatives, i have cut an extraordinarily beneficial deal with some very nice builder guys, who have kindly offered, at astronomical public expense, to carve up the beautiful unspoilt buckinghamshire countryside...home of rural tranquility to so many thousands of true-blue-conservative voters...in order to construct a third, slightly-faster-than-usual, highly-subsidized railway-line to birmingham...a project which, for some reason beyond my choo-choo-trained comprehension, private investors are not willing to back, even with the equivalent of a whacking great treasury-underwritten financial barge-pole...

oh yes, you can trust me with negotiating deals all right...like the one with the european union, for instance...where i'm going to negotiate us all into economic buggering oblivion lasting longer than the next friggin' ice-age...

coz, i'm hard me...
i'm a hot and horny ho wot gonna bring home the doh...
yeah i'm hard me...
you just watch...

i'm gonna go kick putin right in the nuts...


coz i'm hard me...

hey, i'm gonna kick assad right up the arse...

coz i'm hard me...

oh boy am i gonna slap kim jong-un's cute little botty for him...

coz i'm hard me...

and err...i'm not gonna get knocked spark out in the first round with schlager freh merkel...err well...hopefully not...

coz i'm hard me...

and you know what i'm going to do with trump...?

i wanna hold his hand...

coz i'm really fucking hard me...

that's why i sprung this snap-general-dereliction-of-duty...

coz i'm hard me...

not because the whole crappy british economy is about to go straight down the fucking bog-pan...

oh no...nothing like that...

not because the housing-market's about to crash through the fucking ocean floor

oh no...nothing like that...

not because inflation's about to rocket through the bank of england's bloody roof, along with interest rates...

oh no...nothing like that...
not because in three years' time we'll still be stuck in the euro-pissing empire without any economically viable exit-strategy and 17 million mad-as-fuck people will want to hang me out to dry by the tits on the siegfried line...
oh no...nothing like that 
not because the conservative party is about to get done up like a kipper for electoral fraud in thanet...

oh no...nothing like that...

not because i'm shit-frit of jeremy the parliamentary chamaeleon's shit-hot shape-shifting abilities and his scruffy but effective shirt-sleeves-style of shakin' the flesh...

and because i thought i could have a snap-crackle-and-pop at him...

and be shot of him...with a little help from the lower-middle-ranks of british scum-bag-class voters, seemingly oddly insecure fellows, who might fancy the once-in-a-generation opportunity of exercizing a spot of socio-racial-superiority over the immigrants they so love-to-hate, yet meanwhile so rely upon for cleaning their houses and offices and serving them their beer in their pubs and staffing their hospitals and caring for their elderly parents and...

yes, that's right...those great british unwashed un-university-educated working-class heros who i had assumed...
when they espied the great-value-british-carrot of racist release dangling at their discriminative disposal before them...
could easily be led by their dumb-bastard bigoted noses...

straight over the economic precipice and neatly into the never-ending neo-conservative abyss of an apocalyptic clintonesque world-war with russia...and maybe even china too...

but who, in the deadly-dull non-eu-exiting-event, turned out to be great british un-brain-washed un-university-educated working-class heros, and tragically, just became bored to great british buggery with the anally administrative and highly tedious technocratic details of leaving-or-not-leaving-or-half-leaving the european empire...

and who also, tragically, just became bored to great british buggery with the anally administrative and highly tedious technocratic details of losing their eu-passports, and nifty freedom-of-movement, and guaranteed freedom-of-trade, and eu-enhanced jobs, and prized property inherited from their parents, and pensions, and disability benefits, and in-work benefits, and unemployment benefits, and hospitals, and the sodding shirts off their self-employed backs...

and who, above every-other-eu-effing-thing, tragically, just became sick-to-fuck of constantly recalculating the cost of yo-yo-ing euros purchased with a perpetually plummeting pound...

and who eventually, therefore, all reached the common market-based conclusion that social and economic security would by far be the better part of british valour...
and not-in-the-least because the british electorate, having answered the simple yes-or-no question on the referendum exam-paper, should, by rights, never again have been bothered with the anally administrative and highly tedious technocratic details of leaving-or-not-leaving-or-half-leaving the european empire...especially given that the bureaucratic nightmare of sorting out this type of complex, technical and tricky transnational legislation is normally deemed to be the accepted responsibility of government lawyers and members of our hallowed omniscient parliament - who are, let's face it, all paid very handsomely for the privilege of handling this kinda monotonous shit...
oh no, i didn't call a snap election because i thought i could pull a fucking fast one on the gullible british electorate...
i called the election coz i'm hard me...

and that's exactly why, out of deepest respect for the shitload of national insurance contributions and income taxes which senior citizens have faithfully paid into this country's social-welfare kitty all their working lives, i'm going to sell these valued old-folks' homes right from under them, brick by bloody hard-earned brick - regardless of whether they or their partners are actually residing in the property or not - in order to pay for both their domiciliary and residential social-care alike...

and all this whilst the gay-lodgers which our senior citizens have been forced to take into their own home, and bake gay-cakes for, simply in order to supplement their dwindling personal pensions and savings, and make ends meet, are at it like knives in the spare room, in strict accordance with the european human rights act...

well you've gotta pick a pension-pot or two, boys...

oh you just gotta, ain't ya...?

coz i'm hard me...

and you gotta nick the dozy old bastards' winter fuel allowance too, why not...?

coz i'm hard me...

ah...but let me for a moment digress and turn my attention to the important subjects of ethical foreign policy and immigration control...

now, certain woefully common and uneducated parties like eu-trip may apparently claim that it's just not cricket to continue bombing the living crap out of black, brown and arab people...and destroying their countries and cultures...and stealing all their wealth and mineral resources...whilst meantime still manically increasing britain's neurotic immigration controls as a sick, unsympathetic prelude to just blankly turning back the very refugees whom, in the first place, we've brutally forced to flee those same sadistically deconstructed countries...in a vast unregulated wave of mass-migration...directly precipitated, may i reiterate, by this precise kind of genocidal neo-conservative war which i have always personally striven to support politically, and done my level professional best to insidiously incite and inflame...

well, i can assure you that this is all absolute illiterate liberal rubbish-talk...and that, on the contrary, under my own brand of progressive conservative leadership, we brits can carry on ethically bombing black, brown and arab people completely indiscriminately, and introduce simultaneously such super-restrictive immigration controls as to make any entry into this country by black, brown and arab people totally illegal...
ok so clearly i'll never succeed in preventing these black, brown and arab people from actually slipping into the united kingdom and working here, i never have...but then of course this is the genius of my immigration strategy...for you see, these desperate immigrants will all be officially branded 'illegal', and as such will enjoy no statutory employment rights, and no rights to claim housing or welfare benefits, and no rights to access education or hospital treatment...and as a blindingly satisfactory result, we british citizens all will be free to pay these cheap immigrant suckers way less than peanuts as wages, and allow rogue employers to exploit them mercilessly for the greater benefit of our great, free and tolerant nation...

what a wonderful world, eh?

so you see, under my enterprising blue-sly-thinking outside-the-brown-paper-sick-bag leadership...not only can you have your cake and eat it...but you can lick it off my tits too...
yes, that's me all over...tough talk on mass-migration...and not tough at all on the actual causes of mass-migration...which essentially are people like me, who vote for western neo-imperialist oil-wars and the absolute...whoops-a-daisy...annihilation of other people's countries and cultures...

oh naturally i'd fight all these wars myself...

take on all these countries russia, china, syria, north korea...all on my own...

coz i'm well 'ard me...
i'd carry a nuke over to north korea, all by myself, and personally detonate it right under king dong's fucking big fat nose...
coz i'm well 'ard me...

but unfortunately, you see, there's a good deal of polishing and other vital domestic shit which has to be done daily at number ten dogging street...so what will actually happen is this...
first, i'll recruit all the obnoxious little neo-imperialist snobs, currently mass-produced by our esteemed universities of established fascist wisdom from the precious darling battalions of the anally correct bourgeoisie, and then i'll bribe or emotionally blackmail these higher executive hypocrites into ideologically justifying the greater socio-economic need for further blatant neo-colonial warfare, genocide and resource exploitation anywhere in the world we can get away with it...

next, when the long-dreamed-of neo-conservative world-war against russia, china, iran, and north korea, and almost all the rest of the freely fucking furious world, finally looms lovely before us and our greatest remaining allies, i will introduce military conscription to marshal the greater british pleb, whom i have so snidely led out of europe by his congenitally narrow-minded nose - offering as a tempting intoxicating-carrot of sado-synthetic emotional release that oh so irresistible opportunity to exercize a spot of socio-racial-superiority over the latest immigrant-intake class - and will duly despatch both him and his greater british black and brown brethren, all busting to escape from the jobloss post-brassick monotony of council-house heaven, directly to their gruesomely glamourized neo-nationalist martyrdoms, multicultural brothers-in-arms in one bloody hilariously futile vanity war of which madame humanitarian holocaust clinton herself would have been just so exceedingly proud...had she not accidentally been burned alive during a trial by election, which she'd rigged herself...

and together we shall build a country which vainly glorifies the stock social image of dumbed-down working-class british donkeys led, racially-wired-up and ripe for remote psycho-political manipulation, into fucking hopeless foreign battlefields, by luxuriously louche lions of the educated establishment élite, like me...all from the home-county comfort of our own neo-colonically irrigated consciences, of course...
together we shall build a country where i can continue to create terrorists who will murder our innocent children...just as in the past i've subversively recruited, trained and protected al qaeda and islamic state jihadists in order to overthrow the governments of libya and syria, steal their oil, and kill their citizens' children...

together we shall build a country where i may, at will or whim, summarily and secretly gag all those in the media who wish to expose my traitorous conduct in public office, my predisposition to aid and abet the enemy, and my extensive criminal record of undermining and fatally compromising british security, and endangering british lives...
and yes, i know you're all gagging for it, haha...but for ermm...cough-cough...purely operational reasons...may i remind everyone working in the press and television-media that, for the duration of this general election campaign, you are all strictly prohibited from reporting the rather damning and altogether career-stopping fact that my mi5 security service knowingly recruited, trained and protected the manchester suicide-bomber, and that, as a consequence of his officially protected status, this al qaeda-affiliated jihadist was never arrested by this or any other branch of our security services...even after he had become the subject of a joint fbi-mi5 investigation dating from mid-2016...and even after the united states fbi had explicitly warned the british mi5 security service of the manchester suicide-bomber's plan to mount a terror-attack on british soil.

any questions, please?

well yes, laura...i'm glad you asked me that...
my mouth's shaped like a ghastly old gulping grouper-fish due to a very long and rewarding career sucking and slurping away on the grand old neo-conservative cock of the washington establishment...
any other questions...?
ah yes, krishnan...thank you for asking whether anyone would buy a second-hand brexit-campaign off me...
well, of course they would...they don't call me theresa mayleave for nothing, you know...
and no, michael... the wheels won't be falling off the fucking economy two minutes down the road from the general election...
trust me, i'm a shifty-arsed two-faced tory cow...
also known as...theresa the brexit-teaser...
excuse me...what was your question, john? err...what part did 'blue mountain' play in the liberation of libya from any prospect of future civil stability...?
is she a porn actress or something...?
oh sorry, yes, i see...well, obviously, as home secretary in the previous conservative government, i am fully aware that the british special air service trained al qaeda-linked islamist militants and other jihadists to fight in the illegal cia-oil-wars, which were covertly orchestrated against the libyan and syrian régimes...it was all part of operation 'hornet's nest', the secret cia-blueprint for founding the islamic state, wasn't it, silly...?
do i do deals with terrorists...?
of course i do deals with terrorists darling...
i am a bloody terrorist, stupid...
foxes...?
i think the fucking sly red cunts should all be mercilessly hunted down and destroyed...
yes, vote for me, mother terrorista of carecutta, head-nurse of the nasty party...

vote nasty: for weak and wanky government...
vote me: for weak and wanky leadership...
choose nasty brand brex-shit: weak, wanky, and very very wonky...
choose the nasty manifesto: weak, wanky, and very very wonky...
vote for a nasty government: it's weak, wanky, and very very wonky...
vote for my brand of leadership: it's weak, wanky, and very very wonky...
vote nasty: for weak and wanky government...
vote me: for weak and wanky leadership...
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vote me: for weak and wanky leadership...
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vote for me: and i'll go-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on until you just go fucking mad and wanna blow yourself up...
vote for the nasty party...
so i can fiddle while britain burns."


reports on british government cultivation of islamist militant-networks for black-ops-warfare against the régimes of colonel gaddafi, in libya, and of president bashar al-assad, in syria - including stories currently suppressed by uk government for reasons of political expediency:



truepublica:

truth revealed: british intelligence received warnings of manchester bomber attack


the daily mail:

fbi 'warned mi5 in january that the manchester bomber was planning an attack on britain'


world socialist web site:

british intelligence received warnings that manchester bomber was plotting attacks


the daily mail:

peter oborne: why mi6 must share the blame for the jihadis in our midst


the canary:

the story that’s so damaging to the tories and mi6 that the evidence was suppressed [video]


counterpunch:

terror in britain: what did the prime minister know?


middle east eye:

'sorted' by mi5: how uk government sent british-libyans to fight gaddafi


21st century wire:

arms to al-qaeda: u.s. generals admit washington has backed islamic militants in syria


aljazeera:

libya and the manchester connection


global research:

u.s. efforts to arm jihadis in syria: the scandal behind the benghazi undercover cia facility


business insider uk:

how us ambassador chris stevens may have been linked to jihadist rebels in syria


levant report:

defense intelligence agency document: west will facilitate rise of islamic state “in order to isolate the syrian regime”


counterpunch:

how the west created the islamic state


the telegraph:

british firm secured benghazi consulate contract with little experience


wikipedia:

eclipse group


wikipedia:

duane clarridge


fox news:

benghazi guards turned on us diplomats in 2012 attack, sources say


washington  examiner:

benghazi security contractor had history of failure in libya, emails show


reuters:

for benghazi diplomatic security, u.s. relied on small british firm


the atlantic:

the welsh security contractor behind america's benghazi consulate guards


diplopundit:

tag archives: blue mountain: #benghazi news: what did the arb and benghazi committee know about alamir, eclipse and xpand?


the daily mail:

why was cherie so keen to open doors for a billionaire sheikh's wife?


the guardian:

hillary clinton lobbied by cherie blair to meet qatari royal, emails reveal


the guardian:

hillary clinton emails: cherie blair lobbied for qatari crown prince


the observer:

sheikha mozah: the (un)acceptable face of qatar’s global expansion


19 comments:

t is for terrorist said...

not only should theresa may be prosecuted as a war-criminal for her part in the mass-murder of civilians consequent to the war-on-terror, the war in afghanistan, the libyan war, the syrian war, and the war in iraq...

but she should also be tried for assisting in the instigation and preparation of acts of terrorism, for her part, as british home secretary and head of mi5, in illegally recruiting, training, arming and persistently protecting the al qaeda-linked islamist militants, whom david cameron's conservative government sent to overthrow the governments of libya and syria, and who have now returned to the united kingdom in order to terrorize the british people.

indeed, tragically, the 1966 aberfan disaster is a perfect metaphor for our
failure, as a country, to take action against those criminals in our government, who, for reasons of extreme personal greed in the pursuit of oil-wealth shamelessly stolen from foreign sovereign nations, have promoted this great debilitating terror within our society, and subsequently exposed our citizens and our children to such a precipitous and potential danger.

so in fact the shame is on us, the electorate...

and surely, in a properly functioning democracy, theresa may cannot be permitted to assume further parliamentary power and continue cynically to undermine the authority of her office, clothed in nothing but corruption.

yes, what was the british 'blue mountain' group's true rôle in libya...?

and why was the british sas training al qaeda-linked islamist militants and other jihadists in benghazi, libya...?

the powerplot ministers said...

in order to deviously deflect the white-heat of criticism from herself, we now need 'little weed' to decree which of her evil neo-imperialist puppets has been responsible for colluding with terrorists...

was it amber stick-in-the-mud...?

or was it boris 'flabbagob' british-empire-son...?

or was it philip harm-an-arab...?

or was it michael fall-on-his-sword...?

prime minister jihadismay: on a dangerous holiday from morality said...

@t is for terrorist

on account of those with whom they have spoken, theresa may accuses others of dealing or sympathizing with terrorists...

yet as a high-ranking cabinet-minister and head of mi5 in david cameron's previous conservative government, there is no doubt that former home secretary theresa may has actually done deals with al qaeda-linked terrorists, whom she then allowed to travel to libya and syria in order to join, and fight for, extremist jihadist groups such as the islamic state.

if theresa may is re-elected as prime minister, the 8th june should forever be re-named 'mayday', and as a country, we should enter a permanent state of emergency.

why are american intelligence agencies attempting to interfere in the united kingdom's election? said...

@the powerplot ministers

every time, during this gonorrheal election, that corbyn and the labour party appear to have made progress and cracked the opinion polls, a major terrorist-attack has interrupted the flow of proceedings and has abruptly killed campaigning dead.

the islamic state is controlled by the neo-conservative cia, which, in common with neo-conservatives like clinton and obama, cannot even contemplate a proper socialist party, under jeremy corbyn, taking power in a puppet-colony of the united states, such as the united kingdom...

...and will therefore prop up its preferred neo-conservative puppet-dictator, theresa may, at any cost...

...even if this means unleashing cia-protected terrorists to murder innocent british citizens, and then allowing mrs mayday to claim the prime-ministerial credit for mopping up the blood.

charles farr or peter mandelson: who is ghost-prime-minister of the united kingdom? said...

@why are american intelligence agencies attempting to interfere in the united kingdom's election?

prime minister theresa may was effectively kidnapped by the american cia whilst in charge of the home office.

although mrs may's investment-banker husband, phil, has very probably always had connections to the cia, it's clear that mrs may's whitehall chiefs-of-staff are most definitely members of britain's cia-controlled intelligence services.

the prime minister's longest serving and closest aide, fiona hill - formerly cunningham - is the lover of ex-mi6 career-spy and current chair of the joint intelligence committee, charles farr, who was previously director of the office for security and counter-terrorism at the home office.

mr farr has been a "key figure" behind the operation of control orders and their more recent legal successors, tpim notices, and he has further been responsible for the prevent anti-terrorism strategy, the interception modernisation programme, under the labour government, and the current communications capabilities development programme - the latter two programmes being projects designed to enable the government to surveil the traffic data of ordinary internet communications of uk citizens.

however, despite mr charles farr's enormous power at the helm of our national security and intelligence services, he has covertly played an integral rôle in the mi6-cia plot to recruit, train and arm the al qaeda-linked militants, whom he has evidently permitted to leave britain, without any official hindrance, in order to fight in the libyan and syrian wars.

fiona hill has also worked for cia-new-labour public relations outfit lexington communications founded by lord peter mandelson's lifelong cia-handler lord dennis stevenson of coddenham, who allegedly has links with the foreign office and mi6.

one is forced to deduce, therefore, that not only has mrs theresa may become an essential cia-asset - much like lord peter mandelson - and, as such, been manipulated into authorizing the united kingdom's criminal part in the creation of clinton and obama's monster, the islamic state of terror...

but she has also been instructed by the cia to call a british general election for the specific purpose of destroying the political authority of left-wing labour party leader, jeremy corbyn...

an election which has, on the contrary, had the supposedly unintended consequences of scuppering the cause both of british indepedence from europe, and also of scottish independence from the united kingdom.

lieutenant general michael flynn forewarned the obama administration of islamic state's impending rise - ceasefire magazine said...

all members of the cameron government - including prime minister theresa may - who were aware of the secret cia-mi6 plot to recruit, train and arm islamist militants, both from the united kingdom and abroad, in order to send them to fight in the syrian and libyan wars, and ultimately form the islamic state, must resign from their positions with immediate effect, and, following a public enquiry, face due criminal prosecution.

after he warned the obama administration of the islamic state's impending rise, lieutenant general michael flynn was forced to retire from the united states military - yet despite flynn's persistent forewarnings, the obama administration took absolutely no action to prevent the establishment of the islamic state.

the evidence of the obama administration's foreknowledge of the islamic state's rise, and also the british government's direct rôle in facilitating that fateful rise, just continues to mount:


middle east eye:

this is how to end islamic state terror - and stop british foreign policy blowback


ceasefire:

story of a war foretold: why we’re fighting isis


mark curtis:

the manchester bombing as blowback: the latest evidence


mark curtis:

a london attacker’s links to uk covert operations in syria and libya


london review of books:

the red line and the rat line


the independent:

home office may not publish terrorist funding report amid claims it focuses on saudi arabia

the maystro's drowning street freak-show must go on said...

how, just the other day, the british public must so have admired the re-convened, re-constituted, yet sadly crippled conservative-government cabinet...

parading pristine professional perma-smiles all-round, as if performing some swinging rag-time song-and-dance routine from the old bbc black-and-white minstrel show...

yet alas, today, we can only look forward to the half-baked horror of our democratically diminished prime-minister, miss "dainty" teacup dismay, entering into an unholy leviathan union with ms "un-re-constituted" ardlean fistfuck of the belfast bio-mass mob...

and eventually reappearing from the heavy political-petting of her rather hurried honeymoon period, as the slightly slapped-about submissive sleeping-partner, electorally enslaved in "the gruesome-tory-twosome"...

before she at long last races, hand-in-hot-sweaty-hand with her sourly sultry serendipitous soul-mate, into pole-parliamentary-position to win this wild 'n weird week's hum-dinging tragi-comic episode of wacky westminster races.

theresa may is a cold-blooded and calculated murderer said...

theresa may is a cold-blooded and calculated murderer.

prime minister theresa may was:


too mean to give old people un-means-tested winter fuel payments...

despite the fortunes in tax-contributions which they have paid over to the state from their hard-earned wages for their entire working lives...

too mean to give old people domiciliary care without selling their homes from beneath them...

despite the fortunes in tax-contributions which they have paid over to the state from their hard-earned wages for their entire working lives...

too mean to give old people a triple-lock guarantee on the value of their pensions...

despite the fortunes in tax-contributions which they have paid over to the state from their hard-earned wages for their entire working lives...

too mean to give infants free school-dinners...

despite the fortunes in tax-contributions which they have paid over to the state from their hard-earned wages for their entire working lives...

too mean to fund proper health-care for british people...

despite the fortunes in tax-contributions which they pay over to the state from their hard-earned wages for their entire working lives...

and obviously, therefore, altogether...

too mean ever to win a general election...


now, in order to save the lives of thousands of people, who each year die as a direct result of the toxic nitrogen-dioxide exhaust fumes emitted by dirty, non-commercial diesel vehicles, mrs may is simply much...

too mean to reduce the excessive fuel-duty on cleaner, unleaded-petrol...

despite knowing full-well that such a progressive environmental policy would immediately encourage non-commercial drivers to switch to vehicles with cleaner, less-polluting petrol engines, and would immediately make the air we breathe less toxic.

mrs may is more interested in increasing tax-revenues from the british public than in spending money to save the lives of british tax-payers.

mrs may would rather spend hundreds of billions of british tax-payers' pounds on weapons of mass-destruction - and on dodgy and potentially deadly nuclear power-stations - than spend a single solitary sodding penny on saving british tax-payers' lives.

mrs may will always spend british tax-payers' money on projects which make her friends unimaginably rich, but will never spend money on projects which benefit the health or safety of british tax-payers.

theresa may is a cold-blooded and calculated murderer.

part one: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives... said...

...but instead should lob great rocks of criticism upon themselves.

polly toynbee - confirmed neo-conservative and iraq-war apologist:

"that tomb in the sky will be forever theresa may’s monument. grenfell marks the spot and her visit marks the moment the last vestiges of her career were finally rubbed out."

just as, during the referendum on membership of the european union, 'leave'-campaigners were rightly appalled at the political capital unashamedly mined by 'remain'-campaigners from the murder of jo cox, and duly came to suspect that the labour member of parliament's assassination could have been staged by the cia, in a cynical attempt to affect the outcome of the referendum and keep the british people within the european union, securely under the neo-conservative thumb of the united states neo-imperialist hegemony...

so also then might many british voters, having read the quoted writer's shameless piece of exploitation journalism in the guardian, wonder whether ms toynbee herself had put a match to grenfell tower, in a purely cynical attempt to incite maximum anti-government feelings of a magnitude which would necessarily precipitate the immediate downfall of prime minister may.

at the very time when we desperately need those in local authority to concentrate their energies upon checking the safety of every building, both public and private, throughout this entire country, such hateful, petty party-politicking is totally incongruous, not-to-mention inappropriate, and, given that it's self-satisfying shock-waves will send our elected leaders of corruption scurrying for political cover, will ultimately prove disastrously counter-productive.

furthermore, political activists, who use this tragedy as a convenient weapon for scoring personal and party-political points against theresa may, will find their cheap tactics backfiring against their own parasitic political movements - much in the same way as mrs may's vicious and baseless personal attacks on mr corbyn backfired big-time upon her own conservative party and its election campaign.

truly, there's no need to attack theresa may, since she's so damnably incompetent that she simply destroys herself at every torturous twist and turn...

mrs may is guilty of many crimes which have left blood on her hands - primarily her assistance of the uk intelligence services in the intentional training, arming, and fundamental creation of the islamic state - yet whilst i appreciate that she presently holds a position of supreme national authority as prime minister and leader of the conservative party, i will never properly understand how she can directly and personally be held responsible for this grenfell tower disaster.

nevertheless, the prime minister's response to the tower block tragedy still seriously sucks...and in the most pathetic and hollow-hearted manner imaginable - for despite her claim to care about the countless council-abused victims of grenfell tower, one observes time-after-time that, whenever commander-in-chief may pushes an impressive big blue organizational button inside the conservative government's whitehall-machine...

absolutely nothing happens.

they say that "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"...

but i would humbly suggest that, even if the conservative party is broke, don't fucking bother fixing it - because it's a total-fucking-incompetent-waste-of-parliamentary-space, anyway.

part two: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives... said...

of course, the real root of the problems, which have so tragically combined to culminate in the grenfell tower-block disaster, is the criminal absence of cross-party political will and consequent criminally corrupt failure, back in 2009, to ensure the prosecution, for corporate manslaughter, of the individual elected leaders of southwark council who were legally responsible for the six pitiful deaths in the terrible lakanal house fire - this being another social-housing accident born of criminal corporate negligence, and, for the following reasons, one in so many sorry aspects almost identical to the grenfell tower fire:


1) external asbestos panels were replaced with flammable panels

2) window frames were fitted using flammable materials

3) internal firewalls were breached and compromised in the course of reckless refurbishments

4) fire-safety checks were not completed by the local authority

5) a fire-service, inadequately prepared for unusual location-specific hazards, unwittingly contributed to causing a fatal incident - mainly by instructing residents, whom they subsequently failed to rescue, to remain in their flats.


so why was grenfell tower's local fire brigade not aware of the potential fire-risks and associated fire-fighting problems affecting such a huge residential structure on their patch? was the local fire-brigade not sufficiently funded to perform essential local fire-prevention and operational reconnaissance duties?

there is no doubt, you see, that, just like the liberals and conservatives on southwark council in 2009, and the conservatives in the royal borough of kensington and chelsea in 2017, every political party in authority in britain has, in the name of contractual corruption, been gluttonously indulging in a deeply criminal neglect of its residents' health and safety...

and there is also no doubt that, like the royal borough of kensington and chelsea, every political party has engaged in various covert forms of racial and social cleansing in order to corruptly service the lucrative property development boom's insatiable hunger for the regentrification of inner cities.

part three: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives said...

in recent years, blatant 'regeneration' has clearly been proceeding apace in such london boroughs as camden and hackney, and in order to provide environmental harmony for this project, hackney council has been ideologically promoting the extremely 'carbon-efficient', but nevertheless extremely deadly, concept of trendy-liberal-lefty timber-frame construction - providing its residents with multi-storey buildings, including schools, which, in the wrong conditions of repair, could burn down, in their entirety, in a fatal frazzling ferocious flash.

indeed, incredibly, despite the scandal of his government's neo-imperialist genocide in iraq and afghanistan, and his act of domestic democide in fuelling the silent but deadly diesel-fumes débâcle - the choking nitrogen dioxide blow-back from which has collaterally snuffed out literally hundreds of thousands of potential labour voters - it seems that dear old tony blair and his nefarious neo-conservative disciples have accidentally been allowed out of the political asylum and struck again - with extra-carbon-crackers policies that are threatening the very fabric of british society.

oh yes, not only did mr blair aid presidents bush and clinton in their glorious martial campaign to incite global genocide and generally fuck up the entire middle-east, congo, rwanda, and uganda, and - in the name of ecologically conscious carbon-savings - all our lungs...

but he and his environmentally friendly disciples-of-death have also kindly re-attempted to reduce anthropogenic - or in other words 'human-generated' - carbon emissions by the alternative, and most scientifically bizarre method, of chopping down trees for the perilously correct construction of our children's schools...

and there i was, comfortable as you like, in the cozy counter-intuitive belief that big green plants were actually great big absorbers of carbon dioxide.

absurdly, moreover, given historic meteorological evidence indicating that the earth's climate is predominately dictated by solar irradiance, the level of which is primarily determined, on a macro-scale, by the earth's orbital distance from, and angle to, the sun - in accordance with the milankovitch-cycles - and, on a micro-scale, by the level of actual solar activity - in accordance with the solar-cycles - then it is probably reasonably safe to presume therefore that, as an effective mechanism for global climate control, blair's bonker-brained strategy of carbon-emission-reduction is, naturally, completely bloody pointless.

part four: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives said...

now, never mind the deeply contentious and fanatically politicized science of climate change...just take a look at the snazzy scholastic architecture sprouting in the london borough of hackney, where the resident sado-sociopathic council has adopted an ideologically obsessive 'timber first' policy, and where potential tinderwood torches of enlightenment, built according to trendy timber-frame toss-potology, include:


ickburgh school - for children with special needs

mossbourne community academy- secondary school

mossbourne riverside academy - primary school


timberframefires.co.uk:

timber frame’s burning issues


bbc news:

timber framed buildings 'fire risk' despite safety test


chief fire officers association:

timber framed construction (september 2010)


bdonline.co.uk:

a lot of the guys won't work on timber frame again


brand-newhomes.co.uk:

fire and timber frame new homes


given hackney's predilection for placing school-children in multi-storey match-boxes, 5 year old alexia walenkaki - who in 2015 died in a mile end children's playground as a result of the london 2012 cowboy construction bonanza and carbon-obsessive olympic timber-mania - unfortunately might prove just the first of many young deaths attributable to the pipe-dream actions of negligent wooden-top-planners with balsa-wood-for-fucking-brains.

part five: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives said...

however, spare a thought too for hackney's poor sacrificial hipster-cunts who live and work in timberland's multi-storey wicker-woodsheds, in murray grove and dalston lane, chilling ignorantly on tidy-town's tower-terraces...god help 'em and their dangerously deregulated non-fire-retardant beards.

well frankly, i don't know whom these hysterical left-wing activists think they're kidding...

they scream for theresa may's instant resignation, and for another instant general election, yet meantime rather conveniently forget that, after initially embarking upon his cool career of iraqi and afghan genocide, it took the labour psycho-butcher blair at least another four full fascist years to resign his perverted populist prime-minister-ship...

and they equally overlook the institutionally incriminating fact that, following blair's rumpled departure, it still demanded a further three long freedom-suppressing years for a contrived consensus of common disgust to force out of power blair's awkwardly autocratic accomplice-in-black-nectared-ambition, the awful mr brown.

mrs may'll muddle along for months, most likely - certainly if labour party activists continue callously and indiscriminately to exploit each and every tragic event for personal political advantage, by rigorously laying the responsibility for every domestic disaster firmly at her fragile flat feet.

maybe these cheap comrade opportunists, these so-called-socialists, are in fact just more of those cia-affiliated neo-conservative agents provocateurs who perennially pad out the labour party hierarchy, existing only to undermine the survival chances of corbyn and his old-style socialism, at any double-dollar-sweetened cost?

ok, so indeed grenfell tower is a stark socio-political symbol: not of the absolute political inadequacy of theresa may and her government - which, on the contrary, she successfully represents so sublimely herself - but a summarily stubbed-out smoking symbol of the absolute ideological death-trap...

an incidental death-trap set as some careless community side-show by the all-powerful neo-conservative conqueror, who religiously drums up a whacking war-chest and then stoically bombs children just happening to exist in the same under-nourished country as an immorally ogled oil-well...

an incidental death-trap set as some careless community side-show by obsessive compulsive neo-conservative freedom-haters, who vainly attempt to negotiate their way out of a paper-union, whilst poorer people - the inconveniently indisposed - neglected and displaced, must still sleep on the hard-block comfort of community-centre floors...

an incidental death-trap set as the community coffin of choice by affluent 'socialist' schizoid snobs, who mercilessly persecute and exploit the incidentally unemployed slowly slumming unwatched in britain's unregulated bed-sit-land...

even unto the shamelessly fashionable point of slyly stealing from their so-called social inferiors the shabbily creative clothes of culturally down-trodden identity...

in order to cover the common-place of their own embarrassing ethical nakedness...

and thus it is that, in an english country garden rampant with the tranquil evil of ideological repression, we find figment-leaves of chic social delusion snatched by a state-approved master-class from its systematically down-graded victims...

and all because badly dressed, down-at-heel, dissident job-seekers just don't fit the grand neo-conservative-labour ideal.

now, let's look through the neo-imperial upvc window to a brighter british future...

it's framed in fucking fire, my friend.

attack of the fifty-foot freeloader said...

@the maystro's drowning street freak-show must go on

yes, what an unfortunate ungodly typo...

that's mrs ardlean erezebil fister...

if yer don't mind?

as in 'a fat fister english pounz', don't yer know...?

and maybe even 'a fist-fulla euros' too, if we play our identity-cards right...

now where's me fookin' mule...?

gee-up theresa darling

the financially warming fog of fraud said...

@part three: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives

yes, it almost beggars fucking belief that corrupt new labour neo-conservatives, royally slushed-up by volkswagen and other automobile-manufacturers, promoted dirty poisonous diesel-cars at the expense of those consuming cleaner greener unleaded petrol - for the introduction of which, in place of the former brain-damaging leaded-fuel, we, as a health-conscious, environmentally aware society, had in fact battled for bloody yonks.

to be precise, tony blair's corrupt promotion of private diesel-vehicles increased from roughly 10% to 50% the proportion of diesel-powered motors on british roads, and in the process unleashed a deadly cloud of toxic nitrogen-dioxide fumes upon the nation - which, as already noted, had the unfortunate, if not rather ironic, knock-on-effect of collaterally snuffing out literally hundreds of thousands of potential urban labour voters - all in the dubious name of reducing carbon-dioxide emissions.

however, given that the views of many dissident scientists were, 'before trump', systematically and politically suppressed...

and given that many dissident scientists have adamantly 'come out' to propose theories in which carbon-dioxide does not figure as a significant inductor of the dreaded calamity climate-change...

and given that our little terrestrial over-heating problem has in-the-main-part been triggered by last century's considerably increased levels of solar activity - about which, naturally, we can do sweet fuck-all anyway...

then this particular greenhouse-gas-reduction policy may, upon reflection, have been just another completely pointless blair-vanity-project.

indeed strangely, the only commercial sector truly to profit from anthropogenic climate-change theory, and associated meteorological hysteria, was the oil-and-gas-industry - by simple virtue of the fact that its calorie-concentrated products, oil and gas, were, in terms of carbon-dioxide-emissions, actually far more efficient than coal, and thus unduly favoured by 'environmentally conscious' politicians, such as obama, bush and clinton.

accordingly, it should come as no great surprise that oil-and-gas companies have been the chief sponsors of research into anthropogenic climate-change, and that they have been fanatically funding the fake-science which deems global-warming to be caused by increased levels of atmospheric carbon-dioxide - a finding in contradiction to conclusions drawn from the established geo-physical record, which has always suggested the complete reverse position to be true, namely that global-warming is the direct cause of increased levels of atmospheric carbon-dioxide.

official palace accident report: number 66666666 said...

the royal wallop

oh yah...one's royal consort, prince philip, was sadly unable to attend the state opening of parliament this year, due to one's royal consort requiring medical treatment for a painful and persistent pre-existing condition...

well three actually...

number one is an intense dislike of parliament and all the politicians contained therein...

number two is an obsessive love-affair with royal ascot, the gee-gees, bucket-loads of champers, talking utter horse-shite, frisky young fillies, and well-lubricated young ladies...probably in that order...

and number three is his inescapable marriage to moi, mrs queen...

and so one hardly needs mention, one supposes, that the good duke finished laid-up in residence in the edward vii infirmary nursing a fucking wicked shiner of a black-eye, which, if memory still serves one correctly, he seemed to have rather carelessly acquired upon walking at extremely high velocity into one's own inopportunely outstretched diamond-studded sceptre...

environmental rubbish-collector said...

@the financially warming fog of fraud

@part three: those whose constituents are housed in corruptly constructed death-traps shouldn't throw party-political stones at theresa may and the conservatives


has anyone ever wondered why, in the hallowed name of socio-environmental responsibility, councils now emotionally, or even legally, blackmail residents into sorting out their domestic-waste in accordance with recycling requirements?

what is the actual personal payback for all this tedious and time-consuming work?

lower council tax bills?

the aesthetic satisfaction of presenting nicely cleaned and classified household crap to the trash-can-conscious binman...?

a haler and healthier urban environment...?

i really don't think so...

no, the paybacks are kick-backs, paid to our councillors, in great green sackfuls of cash, by the commercial recycling firms onto whom our local authorities secretly sell our scrupulously sorted shit - right after we've done the mucky-part of their lucrative job for fucking free.

oh yeah, believe it or not...some of our local councillors are being handsomely compensated for supplying free labour - our free labour...

or in other words, they're being paid, as sandbagging armchair refuse-agents, for our dedicated dirty-work...

...and furthermore, anthropogenic climate-change theory is just the product of fake-science fraudulently promoted by nasty neo-conservative governments as politically correct cover for raising extremely heavy eco-taxes - such as are principally required to fund the ongoing development and purchase of nuclear weapons, cruise missiles and miscellaneous varieties of depleted uranium ordnance.

write van man said...

@environmental rubbish-collector


i've never owned a private motor-car in my life...

i don't jet off on exotic carbon-extravagant foreign holidays two-to-three times a year...

i prefer to make use of public transport as a lifestyle-choice - especially when tanked-up...

i respect trees, and only burn old pallets in my back-garden...

and my favourite colour is green...

but oh dear, isn't it always the fucking case that those sea-level-control-freaks who wish to lecture us upon environmental fucking this and ecological fucking that...and anthropogreenic fucking climate change this and socially-responsible fucking garbage-recycling that...are nearly always the obnoxiously puffed-up owners of carbon-guffing status-up-themselves-vehicles...and buzzing-off on untold friggin' frivolous climate-forcing flights around good green-earth-goddess gaia's global greenhouse, "coz britain's still not warmed up enough yet, silly"...and the snobby self-celebratizing sort who can't never be seen fucking dead on public transport darling.

they're all on god's-own gutless guilt-trip, of course...

just like the greedy-as-fuck on-the-make millionaire marxist, who conceitedly evades his personal taxes, yet somehow reckons i, as a down-trodden bankrupt dole-dog, should be ashamed not obsequiously prostrating myself in instant ideological co-operation with his superior dialectical diktat of compulsory double-standard-glazed communism and angry anti-creativism - under the brain-dead-weight of which i am meant to feel incessantly grateful that he, couched in the cool crutched collective of politically connected perverts and pseudo-socialist parasites all mutually shampooing beneath the champagne shower-fountain of fizzy establishment fortune, might sometime genially bestow upon me the glibbest, grubbing honour of slipping his hustling hypocritical hand deep into my involuntarily unbuttoned back-pocket, in the presumptuous pinch-faced process of statutorily poncing the prized original product of my own hard-grafted experience, in a cold, casual, hegemonic hi-jack...and ultimately making me me the only means necessary for supporting the fragile emotional solidarity of his double-classy-existence.

oh yeah, he's definitely on god's-own gutless guilt-trip...

just like those power-crazy crypto-neo-conservative apologists, the cult-camp-followers of clinton, blair, bush, brown, obama, cameron, may, and old ma clinton re-furbished...our western bleadership's frenzied frothing fan-club members...who, having, as fully committed disciples of dictatorship, invested so considerable a chunk of emotional or professional capital in their chosen corrupted ones, just contrive to gloss so damned nonchalantly over the didactic democratic genocide of africans, arabs, and asians perpetrated so damned offhandedly by these same pet political pop-idols of theirs...and yet who, at the same schizoid stroke, in their incongruous day-time manifestation as decent law-respecting citizen-voters, nonetheless priggishly profess to being unable simply even to tolerate not only the offensively inappropriate manner in which, for the pure sake of contextual artistic integrity, we common-as-bloody-crap bloggers are so obscenely inclined to insert, into, say, the elegantly refined mouth of our oh so impeccably brung-up lady prime-minister, such an impolitically pithy word as 'wog'...but also the abhorrently contemptible style in which, for the merely poetic purpose of illustrating our great british trait of institutional establishment race-hate, we untouchable underclass of democratic dung-disturbers are so distressingly disposed to term our esteemed elected parliamentary representatives the unapologetic neo-colonial nigger-bombing bastards they truly fucking are.

convoy-sauce say: you can take man out of van, but you can't take nuts out of monkey-wrench without first making visit to hospital said...

@write van man

indeed, the same unsaid, but politely understood, u-word could perchance even be delicately placed upon the ever-so-exclusively educated lips of certain other prime examples of our brutish parliamentary betters...

for if the truth be told...the members of our ruling classes are all even more racist than we are.

christ knows, isn't it always just the neo-conservative nigger-bombing establishment's very own in house arse-lickers from the power-grasping middle-classes - both black and white alike - who take such - equal - mortal offence at neo-conservative nigger-bombing bastards being called neo-conservative nigger-bombing bastards...?

yes, actually...couldn't agree more with write van man...

but such a tragedy really...

you know, i much preferred him back in the old days...

before - thanks to jeremy cost-cutter - he got that free place at uni, mixed with the wrong sorts, and became conscious for fuck's sake...

politically, i mean...

not-to-mention environmentally aware...

shit that sick cunt cost-cutter has a lot to answer for.