spark up! scores cia-supremo scalp

...such is the power of spark up! that within a mere week of our blog raising concerns over the washington administration's control of the central intelligence agency, cap'n "poker" petraeus has resigned from the directorship of the world's most degenerate spy-department in order to spend more time with his pack of dotty doting bimbos...

...and not only this, but a cursory analysis of comments entered in response to a 2010 spark up! post, entitled petraeus flips-his-flopsider and vows to flush insurgency from white house, shows that the cap'n's predisposition to being abducted by neurotic nazi-nymphos was already raising worrying warning-flags in the white house - indeed, an anonymous administration commenter going under the on-line identity of president obama (commander-in-chief of dormitory arrangements) made clear reference to fears about "the poker" (as he is affectionately known to close friends and colleagues) becoming easy prey to a racial-sterotype of the friskier kind, but (as stereotypes of this nature so often sadly do) the presidential premise proved definitively false and instead poor old "poker" petraeus was, in the event, soundly scuppered by an all-american aryan amazon, a battle-bronzed brunhilda von bismarck, no less...

...of course, stormtrooper brickwall claims to have been jealous of a love-rival flirting in the figure of a 'voluntary social liaison officer' at united states central command, but spark up! has money on this being a case of mistaken identity - and that it's the twin-sister who's actually in the frame...

...so yes, once again the cia is rocked by ripping revelations originating on this very blog - basically because, if a blogger as politically unintelligent as spark up! has worked out what's up, then the pentagon's chief spooks can be pretty damned certain that at least half-the-globe's population already knows the dirty dingy details too...