oh dearie me, those leftie lounge-lizards over on the slag don't like it up 'em... i watched, in horror, as the following clarifying observation, made by ed bulliband, in reply to carys' comment on the cameron doomed (2): the lies and pernicious times of rupert murdoch thread, was summarily and callously deleted:
clegg? no, no, no...we're not jumping on that clapped-out old wheel-challenged wagon - in fact, our (not so new) strategy will comprise the head-butting of immigrants (until they see sense and return to their countries of origin) and a general comfy comfy supportive approach to the present government's neo-colonialist outrages, whether they be committed in west africa, east africa, the middle east or boris' backyard fiefdom, inner london...
...ultimately smoothing the grubby electoral ground for an historic labour coalition with errr...ukip, dear.
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the following enlightening observation made by the (botched) resurrection of adolf - an nwo production, in reply to simoncz's comment on the slag's cameron doomed (2): the lies and pernicious times of rupert murdoch thread, was conveniently erased from ward history:
"lord only knows how you calculate the value of a cured person which must be why it isn’t done.
but the benefit tends to get left out of the conversation."
i know, i know - if only our government could get a grasp of what realsocialismus all about ist; we used to have a spitze nationalistische health service in deutschland, but tragicallisch, was mein rescuing ambulanze driver geshotten by an over-zealous ss officier who was only following of ze orders relating to 'urbanische speed limitatzions' (or as we simply say in the mother-tongulation, die geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung) before he could to get me to our nice spik-spanking, world-beatings brains surgery theater, which was buried in 'nem bunker located unter den linten trees.
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the following revelation made by pierre bowlerdash, in reply to braindirt's comment on the slag's cameron doomed (2): the lies and pernicious times of rupert murdoch thread, was ignorantly incinerated and exorcized:
oh god yes...it's the same guy init? it all fits in...sporadic attendance in the house of commons, pops over between inauguration ceremonies to show his face...betya he becomes prime minister shortly after obama leaves office...
apparently he's not 'black' but 'post-racial'...gee, he must fit into the tory party like a sore box-tick...every time he enters conservative central headquarters the scene must resemble a trailer for stanley kubrick's 2001: a spaceman arriving back on earth from 4000 years in the future, hailed by the jibber-jabbering screeching of a bunch of primordial effing apes.
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john ward is clearly no englishman - for if he were, he would, no matter how much he disapproved of what ed said, have undoubtedly and redoubtably defended to the death his right to say it. closet racist i reckon - at least ed let's it all hang out...and long may he do so.
even worse than being a closet racist, i suspect ward of being a closet frog - spends a great deal of time over there, i should say...
possibly, major...ward's definitely a perve...my theory is that he loved what ed said and then deleted it anyway, kinky.
i really don't know why people find my declaration of war on africa so amiss...i am simply formalizing our existing relationship with the dark continent as its slavemaster and brutal colonialist suppressor for the past 500 years - in fact it has even occurred to me that some kind of wanky celebration is in order to mark the anniversary...what a jolly good idea, what?
ok, i accept that 10 to the power ten billion grains of sand make for tough odds against our 350 uk servicemen...but unlike the desert, our lads have one great advantage: true british grit.
oh yessie, you're certainly continuing in the same old vein aren't you dave? setting african against african, muslim against muslim - exacerbating religious and tribal frictions which were probably no worse than the british north-south divide until you and froggie hoglande decided to light the fucking fuse of conflict...
...and who, may one ask, encouraged al-qaeda in the islamic maghreb to become ultra-politicized and splinter...? who incited or encouraged the splinter to embed itself in an uncharacteristically heavily-unguarded gas installation, thus retrospectively and conveniently justifying the malevolent mission which you had already launched in mali...? and who's been stirring-up the islamists in nigeria to fuel a biafran war in reverse. this war could divide the entire continent of africa, and you damn well know it. any excuse for an ongoing occupation of the land of rich-pickings, i see...
...so who has been plotting this festival of pillage and plasma-spillage? your chums in the cia, i guess...the big american gangsters whose modus operandi is moulding political deperados from parochial puff-pushers...
...and who's ultimately responsible for the relentless rise of african rebellions? the buck stops with the blasé beefed-up butchers who run the bloody shop - the unreconstituted unholy trinity of you, hoglande, and mr obama, the first anti-african-american president.
yes, as prime minister, i hear all your concerns and welcome your constructive criticism...but haven't we come up with a spiffing sparkly name for the african-led force which we're sending to its doom in the desert...?
...mmm...snappy 'n snazzy even...
mark my words, there's gonna be poor buggers dying out there in the desert whilst back home in the shady sanctum of parliament miliband and cameron squabble over what colour the afisma uniform should be.
of course eddie-baby supports my military's geological exploration of the saharan sands, every grain of which i intend to have inspected for rare al qaeda elements before being precisely plotted on a brand new series of 1:1 'oasis' ordnance survey maps...you see, the whole mission is predicated upon an essentially socialist doctrine which dictates that fossil fuels and uranium from geographically-fortunate hot countries must be ethically redistributed to geographically-importunate colder countries whose ultraviolently-depraved citizens require the highly combustible stuff to keep their tootsies warm...
...and thus we have social equality working in perfect synergy, i do believe.
ooops...sam thinks i may have meant to say: ultravioletly deprived.
hey, did you see? ward worked up a post-commental 'footnote' on the post in question - it reads:
for those healthy capitalists who might gain the impression that i am not of their persuasion, let me say that i am for entrepreneurial creativity, and virulently opposed to monopolism – be it state or neocon. but for those things concerning the social weal (and the promotion of genuine ethics) i am a massive fan of mutuality.
...a likely story if ever i heard one...
...a more likely one being that his greed outgrew his youthful left-wing tendencies but, whilst leaping over the commune camp-fence, he got his bollocks ideologically entangled in the 25000 miles of socially sustainable barbwire.
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