Tuesday, 7 October 2008
spark up! exclusive: mandelstone was brown bogey
newstrash:
thanks to our fabulous team of dedicated investigators, spark up! is now privy to privileged political inside information and can reveal what no other bugger in the blogosphere realized nor even dared fucking imagine - namely that a giant prime-ministerial snotball was removed from pete mandelspun's left kidney over the weekend. fuck knows how it got there, i'm not a doctor.
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8 comments:
guido fawkes, eat your badly-sauced heart out!
Well done Spark Up! What a bally brill scoop! Is that a world exclusive, old chap?
I don't like to brag, ardent fan. i really must give the credit to the crew. a great team effort. i'm off down dodgies draw purveyors to score them a celebratory bag of vintage bin laden. they deserve it.
oooooh! Spark Up! you beat all other bloggers into a cocked twat! may I come round and shag you fucking senseless?
serves the greedy greasy little bitch right
Can I have it back noo? Sarah and I wish too prepare some frooogal fare fooor owah suppah.
Waste noot, want noot.
why is your blog on lock-down sparkup? Is this the hand of MI5 dirty tricks department or a devilish hackattack by one of guido's operatives?
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whilst I do have a sneaking suspicion that Guido Fawkes' perversely sick signature is writ bold at the bottom of the current blitsch, con fearist...the official explanation is that i am under investigation following indentification as a 'potential' spam blog. i would like to state here and now that this allegation is totally false. christ, i don't even like the stuff. apparently i am scheduled to take part in an ID parade alongside 9 individual varieties pulled straight off the local high street - with a bit of luck i will be cleared of all charges. shit, don't you just hate being labeled.
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