tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post4253829202891095101..comments2023-10-17T13:29:53.039+01:00Comments on spark up!: the art of democratic darknessspark uphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00609844648021520806noreply@blogger.comBlogger82125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-41374353231402255942017-02-14T14:57:05.972+00:002017-02-14T14:57:05.972+00:00(eye-witness-comment time-delayed by undemocratic ...<i>(eye-witness-comment time-delayed by undemocratic demands of unavoidable smuggling process from united neo-con-media no-thought zone)</i><br /><br />@inogreration day<br /><br />conviction-conflict comfy in their carbon-catastrophic hot-tailed jet-sticks, multitudes of miffed american middle-class moaners - from every conceivable, lava-spewing, magma-oozing corner of volcanic-park mordor - flew into washington, on an ever-so ecologically-dirty weekend, in pouty-shouty protest at their own corrupt war-crime-riddled candidate's fucking hilarious failure to be proven slightly less bloody barbaric than the disgustingly sexist, racist, mult-eye-prejudiced fuck-pig of a man, who had - in an obnoxiously obtuse fit of common ideological consciousness, supposedly brought on by the socially inappropriate sour-sweat of an environmentally-<i>über</i>-unfriendly epiphany on the white 'n windy road to an unnamed east-european sauna-stroke-massage-parlour - so proudly slouched to stand as her socially and ethically objectionable adversary.<br /><br />subsequently, these decently-financed familiars of fascism and well-heeled agents of the affluent socio-political <i>élite</i> proceeded, in most cruelly arrogant and condescending fashion, to rip into and raucously ridicule this successful opposition-candidate's simply unsophisticated supporters on account of them being, in effect, far too impecunious even to have <i>considered</i> travelling, on the previous day, to attend his official inauguration ceremony as lawfully elected president, let alone in so equally richful numbered throng of state-synchronized sanctimonious self-approbation as, on that following reactive day, they, the precious privileged protesters, were themselves so able to do - the sick contrarierty inherent within this undemanded denigration, of course, being that the victorious opposition-candidate's poor, scorned supporters incidentally constituted a craven class of persons, who were, indeed, directly impoverished by sneer-virtue of the serial selfish actions sanctioned by the prevailing parasitic establishment-of-all-the-perversely-preached-pretensions, from whose power-addicted advocates they now irrationally received this fanatically inconsistent ideological derision.<br /><br />coming soon to your local blog:<br /><br /><i>the shrek-factor: tragic secret to trump's oddly irresistible lovability</i>the indiscreet luxury of bourgeois offencenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-31221597073141949072017-02-13T11:13:52.722+00:002017-02-13T11:13:52.722+00:00@don't do as we do, just do as we say
we are ...@don't do as we do, just do as we say<br /><br />we are one nation, with one hypocritical heart, one horribly bigoted home, one heck-of-a-hate-filled god...<br /><br />...and with one highly-loaded rule for us, but quite another for all those foreign mother-fuckers who worship a different deity with a dodgy foreign-sounding name.<br /><br />god bless america...<br /><br />...and fuck everyone else.president donald one-dum-wallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-26928670845466388572017-02-12T19:15:02.795+00:002017-02-12T19:15:02.795+00:00@plus ça change, plus c'est la même cia-run sl...@plus ça change, plus c'est la même cia-run slaughter-show - part one<br /><br />maybe the <i>cia</i> had a little word with their friends in <i>al qaeda</i> and set up an ambush in yemen for trump's storm-troopers to walk right into?<br /><br />personally, i'm against the restrictions upon freedom of movement ordered by the president, but if mr trump insists upon enforcing travel-bans from certain middle-eastern and african countries - many of them irrevocably war-ravaged by the consequences of immoral united states military invasion or proxy-intervention - then the moral corollary of such drastic action must surely be also to prohibit further american interference in those same countries, and to withdraw american armed forces from the troubled region completely.<br /><br />to block from entering the united states the citizens of specific nations, whilst yet continuing to attack and raid those sovereign nations, definitely smacks of the habitual imperial american hypocrites 'wanting to have their cake and eat it'.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/11/world/asia/afghanistan-nato.html?_r=0" rel="nofollow"><i><b>nato</b> checking claim that <b>us</b> airstrikes killed 22 afghan civilians</i></a>don't do as we do, just do as we saynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-77059773160786782462017-02-05T01:16:24.070+00:002017-02-05T01:16:24.070+00:00(continued from part two above)
nbc news:
insid...<i>(continued from part two above)</i><br /><br /><br /><i>nbc</i> news:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/what-went-wrong-inside-yemen-seal-raid-n716216" rel="nofollow"><i>inside the navy <b>seal</b> raid in yemen targeting al qaeda</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>wpri</i> <i>eye</i>witness news:<br /><br /><a href="http://wpri.com/2017/01/29/u-s-soldier-killed-and-three-wounded-during-raid-in-yemen/" rel="nofollow"><i><b>us</b> soldier killed and three wounded during raid in yemen</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>wjactv</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://wjactv.com/news/nation-world/military-first-known-combat-death-since-trump-in-office" rel="nofollow"><i>military: first-known combat death since trump in office</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>bbc</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38808631" rel="nofollow"><i><b>us</b> raid on al-qaeda in yemen: what we know so far</i></a><br /><br /><br />carbonated <i>tv</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.carbonated.tv/news/us-yemen-donald-trump-intel-brief-strike-seal-civilians-killed" rel="nofollow"><i>trump approved strike that killed <b>us seal</b>, 8-year-old girl</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>rt</i>:<br /><br /><a href="https://www.rt.com/usa/375995-yemen-civilians-likely-killed/" rel="nofollow"><i>civilians, including children ‘likely’ killed in yemen raid – <b>us</b> military</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>bbc</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38836327" rel="nofollow"><i>yemen al-qaeda: <b>us</b> says civilians 'likely' killed in raid</i></a><br /><br /><br />daily mail:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-4182786/Civilians-likely-killed-US-raid-Yemen-Pentagon.html" rel="nofollow"><i>civilians 'likely' killed in <b>us</b> raid in yemen: pentagon</i></a><br /><br /><br />antiwar:<br /><br /><a href="http://news.antiwar.com/2017/02/01/us-raid-destroyed-most-of-yemen-village-fm-blasts-extrajudicial-killing/" rel="nofollow"><i><b>us</b> raid destroyed most of yemen village, <b>fm</b> blasts ‘extrajudicial killing’</i></a><br /><br /><br />wikipedia:<br /><br /><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakla_raid" rel="nofollow"><i>yakla raid</i></a><br /><br /><br />the guardian:<br /><br /><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/02/trump-approved-yemen-raid-five-days-after-inauguration" rel="nofollow"><i>questions mount over botched yemen raid approved by trump</i></a><br /><br /><br />reprieve:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.commondreams.org/newswire/2017/02/02/trumps-yemen-raid-killed-newborn-baby-and-scores-civilians" rel="nofollow"><i>trump’s yemen raid killed newborn baby and scores of civilians</i></a><br /><br /><br />global research:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.globalresearch.ca/one-yemeni-child-dies-every-10-minutes-from-war-related-starvation/5571732" rel="nofollow"><i>one yemeni child dies every 10 minutes from war-related starvation</i></a>plus ça change, plus c'est la même cia-run slaughter-show - part threenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-80540503332131585712017-02-05T01:13:20.361+00:002017-02-05T01:13:20.361+00:00(continued from part one above)
according to mid...<i>(continued from part one above)</i><br /><br /><br />according to <i>middle east eye</i>:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/eight-year-old-daughter-qaeda-ideologue-awlaki-killed-us-raid-over-yemen-1582464676" rel="nofollow"><i>eight-year-old daughter of al-qaeda ideologue awlaki killed in <b>us</b> raid on yemen</i></a><br /><br /><i>the daughter of al-qaeda ideologue anwar al-awlaki, who was killed in a <b>us</b> drone strike in 2011, was among children killed in a <b>us</b> raid on al-qaeda militants in yemen on sunday.<br /><br />"she was hit with a bullet in her neck and suffered for two hours," said the eight-year-old's grandfather.<br /><br />"why kill children? this is the new administration - it's very sad, a big crime," nasser al-awlaki told the reuters news agency.<br /><br />the daughter of shaykh anwar al-awlaqi is martyred in the <b>us</b> raid in yemen today. obama killed his son and now trump kills his daughter...<br /><br />..."the operation began at dawn when a drone bombed the home of abdulraouf al-dhahab, and then helicopters flew up and unloaded paratroopers at his house and killed everyone inside," one resident said, who spoke on condition of anonymity. <br /><br />"next, the gunmen opened fire at the US soldiers who left the area, and the helicopters bombed the gunmen and a number of homes and led to a large number of casualties."<br /><br />a yemeni security officer and a local official corroborated that account. fahd, a local resident who asked that only his first name be used, said several bodies remained under debris and that houses and the local mosque were damaged in the attack.</i><br /><br /><br />apparently, the mission was planned under the obama presidency, but not specifically presented to the obama administration for approval, therefore final authorization was delayed...<br /><br />...and then soon after his inauguration, without receiving adequate intelligence or being properly briefed, president trump gave this disaster-waiting-to-happen the final go-ahead - thus continuing the previous president's genocidal policies and respectfully ensuring obama's legacy of mass-civilian slaughter in yemen and the wider middle-east.<br /><br />oh yeah, donald trump sure is making up for the lost killing-field opportunities he once missed as a result of accidentally avoiding the dodgy draft during the belting napalmic-war butchering of rustic <i>việt cộng</i>. <br /><br />the news service linked to <i>al qaeda</i> in yemen claim that 16 missiles were fired into 3 houses, and judging from the eye-witness account, included above, and other reports, it appears that most of the missiles were launched during the fierce battle, when an american gunship-helicopter and 2 harrier jets provided air-support-fire by rocketing and strafing fighting-positions located within village-buildings...<br /><br />...so basically, because yemeni locals had had the high impertinence to shoot back at the heavily-armed americans who had initially attacked them, their village, and many of its inhabitants, were vindictively wasted, <i>gestapho</i>-style, in order to eliminate all possible resistance - and thus ensure the completely unendangered evacuation of the insurgent american soldiers, regardless of cost to civilian life.<br /><br />so where were the manic street protests over <i>this</i> blatant war-crime against muslims?<br /><br />were not the <i>cia</i> offended by this war-crime against muslims?<br /><br />oh sorry...<br /><br />...it must have been an official <i>cia</i>-authorized war-crime.<br /><br />yes, in the coming months of truth-trumpadeddon, expect a good many more worldwide <i>cia</i>-orchestrated protests acting as flannel-news-coverage-camouflage for a good many more united-states-military-perpetrated civilian massacres - especially in syria and iraq.<br /><br /><br />information sources:<br /><br /><br /><i>cbs</i> news: <br /><br /><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/news/yemeni-officials-u-s-makes-surprise-raid-killing-alleged-al-qaeda-leaders/" rel="nofollow"><i><b>us</b> service member killed, 3 wounded in surprise yemen raid</i></a><br /><br /><br /><i>(continued in part three below)</i>plus ça change, plus c'est la même cia-run slaughter-show - part twonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-71028876892495782152017-02-03T21:36:11.386+00:002017-02-03T21:36:11.386+00:00yes, "plus ça change, plus c'est la même ...yes, <i>"plus ça change, plus c'est la même <b>cia</b>-run fucking shambles"</i>.<br /><br />the president of the united states has changed, but the <i>cia</i> is still running the crude-neo-colonial-siphoning-show, big-time, and those oil-guzzlin'-<i>cia</i>-gangsters gonna make trump look just as cheap a muslim-murdering chump as they did obama.<br /><br />obama may nominally have been president of the united states of america, but everyone always knew that, in reality, it was "hillary war-crim" clinton, selflessly strapped to the unofficial helm of the <i>cia</i>, who was pulling obama's pathetic puppet-strings - right from the cheap political artifice of his inauguration-day, through all eight long devilrous years in which he acted as a tawdry democratic decoration in the evil office.<br /><br />now, it's trump's turn, and panto-master clinton's still yanking away at those presidential puppet-strings - even letting prime-minister may, the president-reject's hopeless flying-saucer of an apprentice, have a teeny tug too, from the other side of the north atlantic stage of free-trade farce...<br /><br />...could get painful.<br /><br />of course, an alternative "punch-and-judy" theory has been proposed - by radical marionette-string-deniers-of-accepted-current-thinking - which is predicated upon the somewhat unsavoury supposition that control-<i>meister</i> clinton has her hands firmly inserted up both trump <i>and</i> may's arses, simultaneously...<br /><br />...although obviously, for reasons of middle-class metaphorical taste and decency, we'd really rather not go there, thank you...<br /><br />...could explain the hanky-panky handy-holding thingy, tho'...<br /><br />meanwhile, all real news has been deliberately blanketed over by comprehensive <i>cia</i>-co-ordinated media-coverage of the mass-<i>cia</i>-charade of hysterical anti-trump demonstrations...<br /><br />...to such an irrational extent that even the mass-murder of muslims at a mosque in quebec, canada, was crassly pushed down to second-spot in the television evening-news-stream by incessant, obsessive interviews with chorusing caucuses of liberally outraged people - seemingly living in a blissfully brainwashed, reality-buffered state of complete ignorance - who, whilst proudly holding citizenship of western countries already globally recognized to boast some of the strictest and most anti-libertarian immigration controls on the planet, were nevertheless absurdly purporting to protest in fury against a few further, albeit discriminative, trump-tweaks to the existing fanatical fascist framework of restricted freedom of movement...<br /><br />...and never mind the mini-<i>mỹ lai</i> massacre in yakla, yemen - carried out by american 'special' forces, the <i>us</i> navy seal commandos - where the life and liberty of a whole village were summarily destroyed in the perverted american pursuit of ideological happiness...<br /><br />...yet all accounts of civilian casualties cynically ignored by western media for days, and the atrocious attack barely mentioned by news-teams at the time of occurrence.<br /><br />some reports are circulating of up to 57 being killed in this assassination-operation - including 41 <i>al qaeda</i> militants, 8 women, and 8 children - however, other reports state that about 30 civilians have been killed.<br /><br />so where were the organized worldwide protests over <i>this</i> extra-judicial execution of muslims?<br /><br /><i>(continued in part two below)</i>plus ça change, plus c'est la même cia-run slaughter-show - part onenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-64661672426426603162017-01-22T00:00:31.478+00:002017-01-22T00:00:31.478+00:00a day of stark societal and sartorial contrasts:
...a day of stark societal and sartorial contrasts:<br /><br />at the united states capitol, we observed the dignified hand-over of ceremonial state-power from one bunch of psychotic american gangsters to another...<br /><br />aesthetically set against the wild-fire streets of washington <i>dc</i>, where violent clinton-supporting hooligans helpfully reminded the american electorate of its fundamental motivation for rejecting the unashamed criminality endemic within the united states democratic party...<br /><br />and then on a patently personal level, we were treated to a globally showcased promenade of the ultra-chicly packaged fresh first-lady of the united slavic states...<br /><br />beautifully and charmingly juxtaposed against an un-self-conscious sack of potatoes sewn into a saville-road-suit - the, admittedly sober, somewhat better-groomed version of seriously-slovenly-mannered diplo-disaster, and all-round anti-suave activist, sir les patterson, who has now been duly sworn in as 45th president of the greatest civic-shambles on god's mother-fucking-earth.<br /><br />one can only hope, and pray, that the incumbent brash-white president's unruly, undemocratic opponents will duly be good-mannered enough to afford him the same unreserved courtesy shown his african-american predecessor - and politely refrain from shooting the broad-mouthed cunt.inogreration daynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-77457189520206042012017-01-21T23:57:52.320+00:002017-01-21T23:57:52.320+00:00@whitefart news - the arsehole of aryan anthropolo...@whitefart news - the arsehole of aryan anthropology<br /><br />half celt, half anglo-saxon?<br /><br />doubtful.<br /><br />mixed-race?<br /><br />definitely.<br /><br />as a highly acclaimed authority on the side-effects of experimental sex, i would venture to suggest that trump's probably best classified as, what we experts term, <i>politically progressive progeny</i>: the product of a night of passion between a slug and a snail.<br /><br />or maybe even a republican and a democrat...<br /><br />after all, who knows what wild acts of inter-reptile perversion may be enacted nightly behind the closed establishment curtains of washington and new york...?<br /><br />but in any event, definitely a considerably more advanced species than has previously slimed it's sly way into the american presidential office.dr gaz gastroplodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-50034953604537189222017-01-20T14:45:50.691+00:002017-01-20T14:45:50.691+00:00@whitefart news - the arsehole of aryan anthropolo...@whitefart news - the arsehole of aryan anthropology<br /><br /><i>"given that your mother was a proper scottish celt from the isle of lewis, i would gauge that you are almost certainly a genetically-muddled mixed-race mongrel mut, much like the majority of brits, and for that matter, americans..."</i><br /><br />shouldn't that read <i>"<b>all</b> brits...and americans?"</i>?<br /><br />and all humans really...<br /><br />it's the condition of survival, the bonking biological magnetism of subconsciously managed mongrelism.jumping jean editornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-51298802510108758582017-01-19T14:14:46.091+00:002017-01-19T14:14:46.091+00:00@golfleiter scrump
sir, your animosity towards th...@golfleiter scrump<br /><br />sir, your animosity towards the anglo-saxon english may well be ethnically misplaced...<br /><br />...for the germanic 'anglo-saxon' migration to sub-roman britain included people from the european frankish coast, and whilst your <i>großvater</i>, fred, did not hail from this precise region, his family nevertheless originated from kallstadt in frankish territory, now part of present-day germany.<br /><br />given that your mother was a proper scottish celt from the isle of lewis, i would gauge that you are almost certainly a genetically-muddled mixed-race mongrel mut, much like the majority of brits, and for that matter, americans...<br /><br />...however, on the flipside of fate, i, and any united states federal official, can, with reasonable confidence, respectfully certify your father, fred the fully-fledged frankish fraudster, to be exactly what it says on the tin.<br /><br /><br />material freely fleeced from:<br /><br /><i>the legend of donald and the golden fleece</i><br /><br /><i>how the feds were fleeced</i><br /><br />authorized trumpography: <i>feet both sides of the fence: a free-loading family business</i><br /><br /><br />next week:<br /><br /><i>kicked out of africa</i>: skeletal-evidence confirms trump family's tragic deportation from african rift-valley 80000 years ago...<br /><br />...and <i>the pits</i>: how recently unearthed remains reveal primordial trump ancestor as crucial missing-link in the evolution of modern golf-course-design...<br /><br />...includes special investigation by arch-anorak neil soillover into missing-link's missing bollocks, what they might've been used for, and why the fuck they finished buried in an unplayable lie in a bronze-age bloody bunker.whitefart news - the anus of aryan anthropologynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-44040798720361183592017-01-19T14:11:09.729+00:002017-01-19T14:11:09.729+00:00you know i luv the english nation - great people, ...you know i luv the english nation - great people, great people<br /><br />gonna do them a great deal, real good business deal<br /><br />we're gonna link up just nice, guys<br /><br />be one big happy club<br /><br />in one itsy-bitty little country<br /><br />wages'll be reduced right-down to one good old-fashioned <i>schilling</i><br /><br />per month<br /><br />great for business - american business - my type of business<br /><br />but wait-up folks wait-up<br /><br />for everyone on welfare, my <i>national golf circus</i>'ll be free-at-the-point-of-tee-off<br /><br />yes folks<br /><br />absolutely<br /><br />trust me i'm a trump<br /><br />luv the english i do<br /><br />i'd never tell the anglos that leaving the european union would be a good idea, if that weren't absolutely true...<br /><br />hey, would i?<br /><br />i'd never view a lame-duck <i>uk</i>, cast helplessly adrift in the atlantic ocean, as an easy target for an aggressive exploitative trade-deal...<br /><br />now, would i?<br /><br />coz why wudna ich wanna be freunds with ze engländer und sassenach-schweinhunde?<br /><br />och-aye ich bin ja jerry-joch-american krautenscot krautenjoch-man, nicht wahr? <br /><br />wossat?<br /><br />i can tee-off too?<br /><br />gee thanks buddy<br /><br />luv the wall by-the-way...<br /><br />hey, ask hadrian if i can buy it...<br /><br />...and then reconstruct the thing over in arizona?golfleiter scrumpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-72815872424267537942017-01-17T18:44:59.052+00:002017-01-17T18:44:59.052+00:00@career career career chamaeleon
"who knows....@career career career chamaeleon<br /><br /><i>"who knows...maybe there's still hope that boy-judge jeff "joint" sessions - trump's most ill-judged appointment, by a long chalk - will change colour too...?"</i><br /><br />due to an e-mail-inbox crammed full of sharply punctuated complaints from exceedingly irate english language scholars, i am duty-bound to apologize, in multiple terms, for the clearly dreadful and altogether unforgivable typographical error contained within the above-quoted sentence:<br /><br />please substitute the correct word <i>"colours"</i> for the inappropriate <i>"colour"</i>.<br /><br />whilst naturally i am sure that no-one actually expects boy-judge bogrimguard to 'go afro', as it were...<br /><br />...nevertheless i am equally convinced that, should the new wog-fingerer general ever choose to undergo such a 'reverse michael jackson' procedure, his preference for radical racial-reassignment would, in today's thankfully progressive western society, be universally regarded as a genuine gesture of cross-cultural goodwill.the wandering minx-trollnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-73117382778582442652017-01-17T18:44:11.704+00:002017-01-17T18:44:11.704+00:00oh this tossing teutonic tit...this too too turgid...oh this tossing teutonic tit...this too too turgid twatface...this trump-mistake <i>tartare</i>...what a <i>bloody</i> <b>bloody</b> first-class fucking fiasco...<br /><br />t'was billed to be my magical emancipation from the institutional prick-envy of conditioned esthetic expression...a mighty unmellow exhibitionist epilogue to my power-pawing pussy-promulgating prime-minister-pulverizing career as top perennial termagant bitch...a truly ceiling-cracking, cock-crunching, bollock-bursting, political-hymen-ripping triumph of worldwide womanhood over the diversity-virginal establishment of man-pig-power...my unthawed thespian arousal from the artistic ashtray...my trippy trannical tranny...my kinky king lear with a democratically defrosted fanny...an unchained celebration of the inexorably exploding electoral vagina succeeding vengefully unto the highmost enseamed seat of putrid people-putty-power...by any bastard impolitical route available...the sexual revolution irrevocably redressed...oh yes...yes...yes...<br /><br />but oh no...<br /><br /><i>(soliloquy)<br /><br />and bugger<br /><br />(end of soliloquy)</i><br /><br />what woe, what travesty: what malicious mutant malestrom of towering insolent ignorance did untimely conspire so cruelly to undoeth me?<br /><br />what a friggin' five-star feminist fuck-up.<br /><br />moi...queen of dodgy porno-art-film parts...left centre-stage in the greatest arsing acting arena on earth...the lewd unliberated laughing-stock of london...looking king fucking gooseberry cunt.<br /><br /><i>(exit up own rectum)</i><br /><br /><i>uuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghschplop</i>countess crack-tonguenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-25700100706745591942017-01-17T18:40:03.763+00:002017-01-17T18:40:03.763+00:00@first lady of the lav
my god - she did that one ...@first lady of the lav<br /><br />my god - she did that one right on top of the glass-ceiling, without even breaking it<br /><br />incredible fucking product placementsteve baboon - whitefart poosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-1343936181548551642017-01-17T17:16:32.248+00:002017-01-17T17:16:32.248+00:00@ms shale-gas obama
that's a miss-quote - don...@ms shale-gas obama<br /><br />that's a miss-quote - don't you mean <i>"déluge"</i> not <i>"donald"</i> darling.<br /><br />yeah, i always said the obama administration was antediluvian.<br /><br />@raising a false-flag over the reichstag<br /><br />all fake-news by the way<br /><br />@career career career chamaeleon<br /><br />i can assure you that boy-judge jeffrey bogrimguard sessions hails from the very best scots-irish-english stock, has absolutely no internal psycho-racial conflicts what-so-ever, and integrity-wise, is whiter than a well-starched klinsman's white halloween costume.<br /><br />loves children and cute little furry animals - preferably roasted on the pointy end of a sharp stick over a blazing campfire<br /><br />accepts full responsibility for his part in the holocaust<br /><br />and never taken a dive either.<br /><br />born: jeff bogrearguard sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigreefer sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigrogue sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigbastard sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigretrograde sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigregress sessions<br /><br />born again: jeff bigregrade sessions<br /><br />something suspectly serendipitous i found in a swamp<br /><br />now my atturdy general<br /><br />great at diggin' pit-latrines i hear<br /><br />and then falling right back in 'em<br /><br />so give him a break <i>ok</i>...man's got a shit-load-a-work to do:<br /><br />first job's gonna be clearing up the really unpleasant mess mr obama kindly left me on my doorstep...<br /><br />and behind the russian-reprograde sofa in my plush new living-room...<br /><br />and <i>on</i> my freshly upholstered and mighty-commodious armchair-throne convertible<br /><br />and on the very <i>very</i> expensive deep-pile stair-carpet...<br /><br />and in afroscam <i>lancôme's</i> historic antique bed<br /><br />and our four-fucking-acre galactic-emperor-sized fifty-four-poster<br /><br />and you know, melony's really upset about the one he did out the back in the state glasshouse<br /><br />that's where she wants to cultivate her juicy-fruity horticultural assets - which, if the truth be told, won us the election all-out - they need plenty of sunshine, you see<br /><br />no, i'm not gonna call the previous pres an animal, or a mad-monkey-on-meth, or anything common, crude or racial like that...<br /><br />no cuz...quite frankly...<br /><br />fair-play...<br /><br />in his place...i wudda done the exact darn-same dirty double-dastard dumping thing.<br /><br />respectdj sump - drainpipe-dreamernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-59074479352764657142017-01-15T17:00:00.716+00:002017-01-15T17:00:00.716+00:00@pissed at the press-coverage not the act
interes...@pissed at the press-coverage not the act<br /><br />interesting that old fox trump reckoned the perpetrators of the pissygate leak to be akin to nazis...<br /><br />...indeed, who's to say that he didn't leak the whole story himself, just to divert media-attention away from the dodgier details of his claim to have completely renounced control of the trumpire business interests, and also in order to comprehensively flush out fanatical anti-trump media with a wriggling red russian herring?raising a false-flag over the reichstagnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-52260051394135902992017-01-15T16:58:20.478+00:002017-01-15T16:58:20.478+00:00@vlad the impala
well-i-never,
what a revelation...@vlad the impala<br /><br />well-i-never,<br /><br />what a revelation about billy-bob byrd, eh...?<br /><br />wow, i guess his conversion must have been roughly on a fucking par with st paul's on the road to damascus...<br /><br />who knows...maybe there's still hope that boy-judge jeff "joint" sessions - trump's most ill-judged appointment, by a long chalk - will change colour too...?career career career chamaeleonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-26041048051648243842017-01-15T16:56:30.582+00:002017-01-15T16:56:30.582+00:00@pissed of st putinsburg
you know, to be honest, ...@pissed of st putinsburg<br /><br />you know, to be honest, i fancied mrs clinton for president...<br /><br />you know, a modern-day countess báthory...<br /><br />she would've been perfect for the vamp <i>rôle</i> in the creepy castle of horrors on the hill, in my professional opinion...<br /><br />but that was until i found out about her 'friend and mentor' robert <i>"i shall never fight in the armed forces with a negro by my side...rather i should die a thousand times, and see old glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds"</i> byrd, the former klu klux klan recruiter...<br /><br />obviously, i could never endorse the <i>protégée</i> of a racist, or even, for that matter, the <i>protégée</i> of a reformed racist, as president of the united bloodsuckers of america...<br /><br />however, to give bob byrd his due, he did turn over a new leaf, eventually, yet only after the democrats decided to adopt civil-rights legislation, when he suddenly realized, that in order to further his political career, he would have to fall in line with his 'progressive' party, miscegenate his views, and blend, to become a 'progressive' democrat...<br /><br />of course, beyond overt racism, byrd's far greater crime was to support president obama, who crossed me by immorally monopolizing global vampirism...<br /><br />in byrd's favour nevertheless, i am obliged to mention his opposition - on strategic not moral grounds - to the iraq war, where so much blood was spilt, to no good purpose...vlad the impalanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-61013927219444153092017-01-14T16:50:40.902+00:002017-01-14T16:50:40.902+00:00@pissed at the press-coverage not the act
ha...ap...@pissed at the press-coverage not the act<br /><br />ha...<i>après nous le donald</i>.ms shale-gas obamanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-4537786921050197432017-01-13T23:33:34.136+00:002017-01-13T23:33:34.136+00:00@pissed of st putinsburg
well, no-one's exact...@pissed of st putinsburg<br /><br />well, no-one's exactly sure whether those deviants responsible for this insurgent inundation installation were, perhaps, members of the radical 'donkey's tail' movement, or alternatively, activists belonging to some surrealist splinter faction - possibly from a secret cubicle of socialist realist extremists - but anyhow, apparently, a mob of monged-out muscovixens on magic-mushrooms went and pissed on obama's pristine presidential suite, with the utterly unintended consequence, according to completely reliable vodka-enhanced russian secret-service sources, that the resulting masterpiece of conceptual <i>komsomol</i> modern art did duly inspire mr trump to piss on obama's preferred candidate for the 2016 presidential election.<br /><br />andrex putinkelsky directed the movie, i hear, and since its precipitate production, has through modesty, attempted to downplay effusive aesthetic comparisons with sir g wiesenstrain epics, such as <i>urin the tinkabelle</i>, <i>alexander neverpees</i>, <i>the bottomshit poostinkem</i>, <i>golden october: ten sprays that soaked the world</i>, and his splatter classic <i>slash</i>.<br /><br />now, whilst understandably rather riled about the awful antagonistic anti-trump spin - which the nasty neo-con news-press are piquantly imparting upon this symphorny <i>peathétique</i> - trump-voters are nevertheless all dying to get to peecture houses across the bust-belt, and in point of fact simply flooding to the flicks, just to get their full fill of footage from hit foreign flush-movie <i>the desecration of weestream democracy</i>.pissed at the press-coverage not the actnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-87390334560232959502017-01-13T17:02:41.338+00:002017-01-13T17:02:41.338+00:00@between a frock and a hard face
only a very stup...@between a frock and a hard face<br /><br />only a very stupid person would leave his fate in the hands of donald j trump, only a very stupid person would leave a lingering anti-libertarian legacy blowing precariously in the winds of the political wilderness...<br /><br />...yet i fear, judging by the immorality of his previous actions and inactions, that president barack obama is just that person, and will leave private manning atrophying in ideological jail-agony, as a supremely grotesque monument to his own self-induced stupidity and cruelty.<br /><br />here lies oblama - a man eternally incarcerated in his own conceit.sexton baracknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-64490241044829053452017-01-13T16:15:47.110+00:002017-01-13T16:15:47.110+00:00@truth, reconciliation and justice - trump-style
...@truth, reconciliation and justice - trump-style<br /><br />conversely, if obama fails to release globally respected human-rights activist bradley manning, and trump subsequently follows suit...<br /><br />...then obama will forever become a prime object of hatred for the political left, and <i>cause célèbre</i> for right-minded humanitarians, the world over.between a frock and a hard facenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-74316704505978002072017-01-13T16:03:55.450+00:002017-01-13T16:03:55.450+00:00@truth, reconciliation and justice - trump-style
...@truth, reconciliation and justice - trump-style<br /><br />the united states presidential election was never about how bad donald trump was, but purely about how criminally bad, unconscionably corrupt, and inherently evil hillary clinton was.<br /><br />dodgy donald's trump card was always going to be hillary "klu-clucking" clinton - probably the most hated and despised woman in the whole world, not-to-mention acting boss of the most despicable and murderous crime-syndicate to haunt god's good earth since the nazis - who was somehow selected as presidential candidate by the corrupt cream of american democratic intelligentsia, now irrevocably curdled.<br /><br />on behalf of the democrat's crooked neo-conservative white house administration, the <i>cia</i> twice sought to interfere immorally in the leadership election of the british labour party - by dint of fake-news and downright dirty lies.<br /><br />god damn america.<br /><br />on behalf of the democrat's crooked neo-conservative white house administration, supreme <i>cia</i> slags tony blair and hilary benn have twice attempted to block, by any means necessary, the rebirth of socialism from the toxic neo-conservative ashes of the british labour party.<br /><br />god damn america.<br /><br />if <i>cia</i>-spanner christopher spiel is truly in possession of evidence which compromises the integrity of president-elect donald trump, then why not let him bear witness before a public court or congressional committee? there are, after all, no actual reports of death-threats having been made against this pillock of the british security establishment?<br /><br />if the <i>cia</i> truly possesses evidence of russian-backed hacking into democratic party computer-servers, then why not identify the alleged russian-agents who committed this crime?<br /><br />as a long suffering member of the global television-viewing public, i truly wish the evil american empire, comprising the washington establishment and its criminally crap intelligence agencies, would put up or fucking shut up.<br /><br />...and at the end of the day, who bloody cares if a proud russian patriotart slashed on trump's bed? trump obviously didn't - the perv paid for the privilege.<br /><br />i blame pissy riot myself.pissed of st putinsburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-41249968090009087392017-01-13T16:01:42.558+00:002017-01-13T16:01:42.558+00:00@sticky gerbile
if obama wants to look an even bi...@sticky gerbile<br /><br />if obama wants to look an even bigger inhumanitarian freedom-repressing cunt than he already does, then he will walk imperiously out the door of the white hegemonic house, straight into the fat self-ingratiating self-flattering self-enriching after-dinner-speech circuit of the white washington establishment, and leave internationally celebrated human-rights-activist private bradley manning being psychologically tormented, in the name of a perverse and totalitarian political ideology, behind bars.<br /><br />freedom to commit genocide will always be more important to the uncaring war-lord obama than freedom of speech and the democratic right of citizens to know of crimes committed by <i>their</i> government in <i>their</i> name.<br /><br />of course, if opportunity knocks, and president-elect trump wishes to make obama look an even bigger inhumanitarian freedom-repressing cunt than he already does, then he will release private bradley manning immediately upon his presidential inauguration...<br /><br />...and duly throw wicked war-criminal hillary clinton straight into the same sterile fort leavenworth cell - allowing perhaps just a short cross-over period for an intimate, and altogether inspirational, woman-to-woman talk.truth, reconciliation and justice - trump-stylenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-54927497285927633732017-01-03T19:36:51.848+00:002017-01-03T19:36:51.848+00:00@hrh pwinz fillyspit
my point pwecisely, you sill...@hrh pwinz fillyspit<br /><br />my point pwecisely, you silly filly...<br /><br />...i fear you gwasp the salient tissue at hand exactly.<br /><br />pencil me in for an early funewal...<br /><br />...or at the vewie least, a feva with a fuck-off contagious infection.the queen of snotty hankiesnoreply@blogger.com