tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post3048481052799603749..comments2023-10-17T13:29:53.039+01:00Comments on spark up!: write to rantspark uphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00609844648021520806noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-4398145984384211252013-01-31T17:12:25.163+00:002013-01-31T17:12:25.163+00:00did ed miliband write this blogpost?did ed miliband write this blogpost?sniggering snobby schoolboynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-90449389420174212282013-01-25T23:43:32.550+00:002013-01-25T23:43:32.550+00:00yes, that's how i recall hearing it exactly......yes, that's how i recall hearing it exactly...hillary on vocals with "the pres" performing a bright and chirpy rendition of mozart's rondo "alla turca" from the wings on an old upright.<br /><br />the washington karaoke machinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-39553462227454144452013-01-25T00:14:37.592+00:002013-01-25T00:14:37.592+00:00i have been posted a pile of complaints concerning...i have been posted a pile of complaints concerning the correct formation of madame le boobounceur's surname - yet if madame's name had alternatively been 'lebrun', for example, no queries whatsoever would have arrived, because family names obviously don't modify, and in any case, it's all of no particular importance, as this kind of petty pedantic grammatical point only irritates the anal post-colonial sensitivities of the control-obsessed french, who don't really matter anyway.this is a customer service announcementnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-60922880378370587202013-01-24T23:20:04.255+00:002013-01-24T23:20:04.255+00:00hey spark up, why don't you rework thomas mann...hey spark up, why don't you rework thomas mann's <i>the magic mountain</i> into a contemporary allegory of the way the wise and wealthy gather at davos to receive from on high pronouncements upon the due and devout diagnosis of societal decadence?nonny the neandertrollnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-22963592274623948022013-01-24T22:57:50.668+00:002013-01-24T22:57:50.668+00:0023 January 2013 18:16
elementary my dear madam: t...23 January 2013 18:16<br /><br />elementary my dear madam: the dubbed voice-over was pitching at least two tones lower than my husband's...mmmmmm<br /><br />...i guess the old hag is just <i>itching</i> to get into office...prrrrrr<br /><br />...must give her a call about borrowing some more of that deep-red organic dye for the new ballgown...favourite bag-label? a nice strong lidl containing half-a-dozen bricksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-91091687903504064392013-01-23T23:32:38.122+00:002013-01-23T23:32:38.122+00:00the opposition definitely takes european control o...the opposition definitely takes european control of africa as read, but has nevertheless been rigorous in voicing its concerns over the military operation in mali - it seems the predominant fault-line in opinion revolves around the number of bullets our boys can afford to fire into africans should the need arise.if this is the soft underbelly of europe i'd hate to see its hard sidenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-13643789324792281582013-01-23T22:48:16.625+00:002013-01-23T22:48:16.625+00:00and didn't the draculess of state look great o...and didn't the draculess of state look great on the tv today - boosting the diet with supplements of over-critical-virgin-interns' blood obviously works a treat...<br /><br />...the funny thing is though, i've never seen desert-island discs televized before...?brad the impunernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-64222264191020640362013-01-23T18:24:43.802+00:002013-01-23T18:24:43.802+00:00i think you're attempting to divert attention ...i think you're attempting to divert attention away from the <i>real</i> focal points of the matter under examination, darling.binockerlar visionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-7927392957968578962013-01-23T18:16:58.119+00:002013-01-23T18:16:58.119+00:00clearly the main question preying on everybody'...clearly the main question preying on everybody's mind is: did the pres lip-sync his inauguration speech?<br /><br />madame le boobounceurnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-25021980630479712062013-01-23T18:01:33.997+00:002013-01-23T18:01:33.997+00:00marionettes manipulated by marionettes all control...marionettes manipulated by marionettes all controlled by the machiavellian master puppeteer. i announce aggressive foreign policy from the topmost tower of the bbc, then cameron just forms it.<br /><br />j dobbins - b departmentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-89921613151636304302013-01-23T01:49:29.665+00:002013-01-23T01:49:29.665+00:00yes, the "war on sand" will certainly pr...yes, the "war on sand" will certainly prove particularly interesting from a military-strategy standpoint - i expect the british prime minister, mr canute, and emperor hoglande of france will give the stuff a damn good kicking, whilst the first african-american president of the united states, mr obomba, looks on from a safe distance, chipping in with nuggets of banging advice and providing all the intelligence needed for the operation.general sir mike jacksomenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-40343262028532165462013-01-23T01:04:11.682+00:002013-01-23T01:04:11.682+00:00well, you see i put my head in the lion's mout...well, you see i put my head in the lion's mouth to see if there was anything in there worth ripping off, and at the same time i stuffed a fucking great thistle up the beast's arse; i was a bit miffed when the cunt chomped me off at the neck, and so were my friends - now i hear they've organized a big hunting party to teach this abominable <i>al qaeda</i>-affiliated animal some proper english manners and recover my gold teeth from the steaming trail of dudu deposits.dave "the jackdaw" cameronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-42504468072378189872013-01-23T00:33:30.629+00:002013-01-23T00:33:30.629+00:00i'm getting all confused about this whole busi...i'm getting all confused about this whole business...what <i>i</i> want to know is: what's europe's underbelly doing on mali? have we put a towel down? and did we get our jabs?nick the neo-colonialist moisturized arse-wipenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-23624453821404169862013-01-23T00:22:59.201+00:002013-01-23T00:22:59.201+00:00it was david wot made me do itit was david wot made me do itspongehead ed - the soft underbelly of parliamentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-65187982899810032192013-01-23T00:05:43.339+00:002013-01-23T00:05:43.339+00:00cameron and co's neo-colonialist crimes stretc...cameron and co's neo-colonialist crimes stretching from congo to ivory coast to mali to libya to somalia through to palestine, syria and afghanistan have brought disgrace upon the british nation - yet mister ed immigrant-basher miliband has remained silent-as-stone on the subject of our government's foreign militaristic outrages, probably because he and his party have never, by properly apologizing, taken full responsibility for their own terror wars in afghanistan and iraq; the prime minister and the bar of soft squidgy soap which passes for the leader of the opposition should both fuck off to the sahara and live on a sand-dune - one can build castles out of it, whilst the other can stick 'is 'ed in it.bolshy british beach bumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-51869696113104279152013-01-22T23:18:22.512+00:002013-01-22T23:18:22.512+00:00this blog-interview and attached comments are all ...this blog-interview and attached comments are all very amusing, but we must recognize that "shagger" switchell was the downing street lynchpin in a cia operation to take control of a rich mining region in congo - bill and the <i>cia</i> funded the last great white investment initiative in 1998 and the clintons cleaned-up (about 5 million african lives plus enough dosh to finance hilary clinton's first, ultimately unsuccessful, bid for the american presidency); obama got a slice of the wealth of bloody origin too, but now it's hawkeye hilary who really needs the loot - to boost the swag-bag for her next obsessional attempt to secure herself a place in human history (as the biggest bitch ever to get her hands on those curiously phallic levers of power).never mind the rapenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-52560983204229212922013-01-22T21:19:38.770+00:002013-01-22T21:19:38.770+00:00...and i can personally vouch for the fact that, i......and i can personally vouch for the fact that, in his capacity as our local mp, mr switchell has always been unstinting in his habit of donating his time and energies to promoting local girl guide associations.brown owlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-32953286557654178742013-01-22T20:56:46.690+00:002013-01-22T20:56:46.690+00:00i think i've been jolly brave really - i'v...i think i've been jolly brave really - i've been a guerilla in the secret struggle against taxation, i've liberated coco from unhealthily heavy-duties in ghana, i've helped develop new borders for african countries which can show me a good...err willing and responsive attititude to mature international relations, and, acting as <i>shagow international development secretary</i>, i feel that my previous ideologically-driven work getting girls into bed in the horn of africa and other third-world hot-spots compares very favourably with hotshot hal's record.randy stitchallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-57252385918162860722013-01-22T20:10:29.469+00:002013-01-22T20:10:29.469+00:00although i'm merely a lowly footsoldier for th...although i'm merely a lowly footsoldier for the evil effete emperors which rule over earth, at least i'm a soldier in a place where there's actually a war going orff...unlike sergeant-major mitchell, who was basically a souped-up lifeguard for the beaches of cyprus. yes, my own <i>rôle</i> is invaluable - i act as a dozy baredevil decoy, distracting the taliban, press and public's attention whilst the other guys get on with the really dirty business that needs doing about the globe. it <i>is</i> a bit dangerous 'tho.<br /><br />kooky kate's also done her bit for the firm's counter-public-intelligence campaign, primarily by getting her baps out for the froggies, and granny was quite pleased with royalties she got too.hellfire halnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5203811641261664955.post-22198476429795121782013-01-19T17:00:49.133+00:002013-01-19T17:00:49.133+00:00the upshot of being schadenfrolically gangbanged b...the upshot of being schadenfrolically gangbanged by rudyard kipling, franz kafka, anthony burgess, together with a select number of the <i>carry on</i> team, is that <i>spark up!</i> has given birth to a chillingly chaotic weave of chimaeric writing the effects of which we will struggle to come to terms for years to come, stalking as it undoubtedly will the dark back-doubles of cyberspace, frightening young children and sending cute little furry animals scurrying to the comforting sanctuary of their nearby <i>gemütlich</i> nest-holes.cecil van snodgruber - the times literary effluentnoreply@blogger.com